Phil Jackson pulled the trigger like a guy who has a big pile of NBA rings to choose from. He took Kristaps Porzingis with the number 4 pick and Knicks fans obviously lost their mind because (1.) They’ve never heard of this Kristaps dudes (2.) Phil just drafted a dude who isn’t ready to contribute (3.) The unknown (4.) He’s foreign and these things haven’t worked out for the Knicks.
And Kristaps looks like a big goofy white dude.
It’s all enough to send NSFW Black Dudes over the f-ing top. Off a cliff. Don’t know what to do with their lives. Can’t wait for Phil to hit the road. Want Carmelo to get out by any means possible.
Now, before everyone gets too out of control…look at this!
Stay calm, black dudes. You might end up falling in love with this guy. He just might end up being the savior.
