Shaving anything onto yourself is a huge commitment and takes a lot of time. Well, this guy just took the shaving game to the next level with this Joe Mauer back shave that includes his number. Thanks to Brian Floyd and @cjzero for catching this absolute train wreck of a shave and bringing it to our attention. If this guys wants to shave "Mauer 7" on his back, he should be able to, because this is America. USA! USA! USA! It's not like he did a bad job on it. He went all in. You gotta respect that. JUMP!
Johnny Damon of the Cleveland Indians made an amazing dive in the stands and also seemed to make some friends in the process. This girl seemed pretty interested in him even though she didn't put her cell phone or her beer down. The guys around him look completely psyched too. We got a guy that looks like a huge NASCAR fan and a guy with a camouflage hat. You can check out the GIFs here. Enhanced image after the JUMP!
Here's what we know about Brewers' superfan Front Row Amy: she really doesn't give two sh*ts what you guys say about her. Just doesn't care. Still goes to Brewers games. Still sits in that Row 1, Seat 5 seat. 50+ games a year. And now, thanks to a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel fluff feature, commentors are destroying her on a variety of subjects.JUMP!
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don't have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We'll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It's a win-win. Full story – JUMP!
Roger Clemens is officially back. Sure, there was the BC report a couple weeks ago about the camo cargo shorts he wore to his son's baseball game. But this weekend Rocket took his swag to the next level over the weekend at the East Cobb baseball complex in Marietta, Georgia. His son was in town for a 17U tournament. The guy seemed to be kinda quiet after his perjury acquittal, but now the swag is back. Just look at that belt. JUMP!
Of course we're excited over the news of Pete Rose and his girlfriend Kiana Kim getting a reality show on TLC. It's like sports' version of Ice T & Coco T. Tell me you're not excited to see how Pete manages a life with an Asian chick with giant boobs and personality. That's the show right there. Week after week. Don't forget that Pete is 71-years-old. We expect multiple TVs showing sulky horse racing & the MLB package. JUMP!
The Kate Upton-Justin Verlander saga just gets better and better. Here's the Minneapolis-St.Paul Fox affiliate trying to run all-star game highlights but end up showing Kate Upton's Cat Daddy instead. Was this planned? Probably. You know those wacky kids at Fox, always looking to spice up the news with a then-19-year-old shaking her ass on the News at 9. JUMP!
Our friends at It's Always Sunny In Detroit stopped by a suburban Detroit gym last night and nearly had a heart attack when Kate Upton just happened to be in the same gym. That's right, Kate Upton is back in Detroit. Why? We assume because she's dating Justin Verlander. You might remember that the two shared some personal time before the all-star break by catching an Aerosmith concert & hanging at the bar. JUMP!
The next great WAG story may be upon us. First we had Lauren Tannehill rock our worlds at the NFL Draft. Now it looks like Mike Trout's girlfriend, Jessica Cox, is the sports world's next darling. As Trout is taking the MLB by storm with his .349 batting average, we are bound to see more of Cox. At first glance, she seems pretty cute. Comparing her to BC favorite Lauren Tannehill? Unlike her boyfriend, we're not sure she's ready for the big leagues just yet. JUMP!
(1.) How many hits did it take to get 999 runs? (2.) At what point did the Twins go to position players as to save the bullpen for today's game? (3.) Will Ron Gardenhire lose his job over this embarrassing loss? Helluva fantasy baseball night.
It's 88 degrees and cloudy in Chicago at 2:38 p.m., according to Weather.com. Pretty sure the Cubs game isn't being delayed due to snow. Looks like the commute home is going to be a bitch. Friday traffic and snow drifts on Lake Shore Dr. You've been warned, Chicagoans. (via @bairet)
What is the hottest baseball card - not featuring a baseball player - of 2012? It has to be this autographed Kate Upton Topps Allen & Ginter card that is being called her rookie card. Just last night one sold for $305. (Yes, this is a desperate Ms. Upton post, but you guys are infatuated, so why the hell not?) If you think that's a high price, look at one one seller is now asking for the same card. JUMP!
Fans drinking beers on the infield. Crazy interns jumping around on trampolines. Guys grilling hot dogs on the infield. 23 targets. The Reading Phillies went balls to the walls with last night's Double-A home run derby and it was a huge success. Say hello to the future. Of course you guys are tired of the normal. You want guys hitting baseballs at a chick on a dunk tank. Why? Because that's fun, right? JUMP!
From Joe Buck to Ron Washington to Bud Selig, nobody was spared in last night's all-star game tweet-slaughter. Yes, this game still decides home-field advantage in the World Series. Looks like that means four World Series games in Pittsburgh - in October - for the first time since 1979. Anyway, the Twitter retards did their thing like normal instead of maybe going for a walk and enjoying summer. JUMP!
Via: Police are searching for a suspect who robbed a sandwich shop on June 29. Around 1:35 p.m., a man entered Lenny’s Sub Shop at 11420 Dairy Ashford and placed an order. He walked to the register where he showed the cashier a gun and demanded cash. The employee gave him some money and the suspect fled. He is described as a slender, African-American male, between 35 and 45. Note: the robber walked with a limp!
If MLB has done one thing right over the last couple of years, it would be in the merchandising department with the invention of the cleav shirt. Kellie Pickler last night wore one during God Bless America. Ladies, get one of these. In mascot news, Alabama voters have spoken on what is the state's strangest high school mascot. The Highland Home Flying Squadron takes home honors. Bama School For Deaf Silent Warriors was robbed! Let's get rolling!
Have you ever listened to Robinson Cano speak during an interview? He pumps out decent English, enough to communicate with the American press corps. However, it's obviously not his first language. That said, something stood out last night on Twitter. Perfect sentence structure. Perfect comma placement. Not a misspelled word that we could find. JUMP!
Our friends at 98.7, Amp Radio, just sent a link to photos they say are Kate Upton and Justin Verlander enjoying some quality bar time last week after that Aerosmith concert we told you about. BC reported over the weekend that there was legitimate chatter about Upton & Verlander hanging out and this should now solidify that theory. Of course you know Kate was spotted in Verlander's box. This, however, takes this story to a new level. JUMP!
Listening to Robinson Cano get booed last night at the home run derby brought back so memories for us and the history of Busted. Think way back to Christmas week 2009. Cano and the Yankees had just come off a World Series title, he batted .320 and finished in the MVP voting. We received an email that week from a woman named Maria. She wanted us to see Robbie bending over a blonde in Miami. JUMP!
Goddammit, Chris Berman is brutal as the voice of the MLB HR derby. Did you hear him get corrected by George Brett when he said a ball was sailing to Omaha? Brett quickly told the blowhard that Omaha was the other direction. White guys get two big days a year to vent on Twitter about Chris Berman: NFL Draft night & derby night. And these f-bombers didn't disappoint. Use Berman & f*ck in a sentence - JUMP!
This video might be old, but it's new to us so it's getting play today as all eyes descend upon Kansas City for the 2012 MLB All-Star Game. Of course you've seen pissed off Little League coaches screaming at umpires. Those videos are a dime a dozen. What about a pissed off umpire ripping off his gear to fight a coach? Ever see that? No? Now you have. JUMP!
Yet another first in Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em history. Back in March, we told you about the first known new Marlins' hat logo bank robbery in Connecticut. It was believed to be the first Miami Marlins baseball hat robbery in United States history. Now we have a bro ripping off a bank in Minnesota wearing the orange Miami Marlins hat. JUMP!
(Via @cjzero) What do we take away from the home run derby? The host city still loves it, still buys tickets and still goes crazy hoping to catch a baseball. What's the alternative? A fielding skills competition? The big winner from last night, besides Prince Fielder, has to be this kid. He snagged three HR balls. By the way, ESPN fired another intern at the end of the derby thanks to this Fielder logo fail. Let's get rolling!
Like you really care what is happening right now at the MLB Home Run Derby in Kansas City. Of course you want to know how many dongs Gronk dropped at the Triple-A All-Star Game Derby. Word on Twitter is that the Pats tight end hit at least shot out of the park in the first round. BC Editor Matt Mac is at the festivities in Buffalo and Gronk might have won the celebrity derby with eight HRs in the finals. Oh & he's doing this in basketball shoes. JUMP!
You losers always cry about your shitty jobs, miserable lives and how you hate being unemployed because chicks don't like unemployed losers. Do you live in Miami? Even remotely close? Are you remotely in shape? Have a sense of humor? Enjoy bodypainted chicks? Our friends at The Clevelander Bar have the perfect job opening. They're seriously hiring a pool boy for the Marlins Park pool. JUMP!
Did you expect big celebrities from yesterday's all-star softball game in Kansas City? Only three chicks of importance even showed up: Chrissy Teigen, Jennie Finch & former American Idol contestant Haley Reinhart. Yeah, HUGE year for this game that should be mothballed. So of course all eyes were on supermodel Teigen. She obliged by kissing Steve Garvey & some local guy. JUMP!
IT'S HOME RUN DERBY TIME! BACK, BACK, BACK, IT'S NOT LANDING UNTIL IT HITS EASTBOUND I-70. THAT BALL IS HEADED FOR OKLAHOMA! BACK, BACK, & THIS ONE IS GONNA GET WET! (Enter your variation of Chris Berman call here.) Anyway, a bunch of foreigners & Prince Fielder will try to hit dongs tonight. Meanwhile, Wisconsin already held its dizzy bat HR Derby. It went well. JUMP!
When the Yankees and Red Sox face off, drama follows. Usually it occurs on the field, but with the Yankees winning 3 our of 4, this weekend's drama came from a scrub. Red Sox relief pitcher Vincente Padilla ran off his mouth at former teammate and current Yankee Mark Teixeira. The comments ranged from sexist to racist, with Padilla calling Teixeira a woman and saying he was prejudice against Hispanics. Of course Twitter went nuts. JUMP!
Remember, parents, little Bryce is 99.9% likely going pro in something other than baseball so no need to fight other parents at a Little League game. What? He might get a $50,000 college scholarship from baseball? Hell yes, throw down on the opposing parents! Here we go, welcome to Georgia where parents don't mind whoopin' some ass at a game. Get it, biggins'. JUMP!
Told you so. We promised that Bryce Harper would be an injury replacement for Tuesday's all-star game and it happened this weekend. Fans finally have a reason to watch the game to see if he separates a catcher's shoulder with a collision at the plate like his hero, Pete Rose. In tightrope walking news, remember how we ripped ABC & that Wallenda dude for wearing a harness? Yeah, so some Chinese dude fell off a tightrope this weekend. BALLS! Let's get rolling!
As we told you this morning, Kate Upton was drinking in a suite at last night's Detroit Tigers game. It turns out that suite was Justin Verlander's suite. Yes, that Verlander guy from the MLB 2K commercials and your reigning Cy Young. A little investigating reveals that Upton in Verlander's suite wasn't by coincidence. These two are actually sharing some special time, according to Detroit locals. JUMP!
Look, I could totally care less that an underage Kate Upton was pounding draft beers last night at the Detroit Tigers game. What underage chick out there hasn't been hammered at a baseball game before her 21st birthday. Big f-ing deal! The real story here is that Kate drinking draft beer with that body is a recipe for disaster. Let's be honest, that beer is going straight to her gut & thighs. Not cool. JUMP!
The Stanley Cup is on its European leg of the Kings victory tour so why not stop in Slovenia to spend the day with Anze Kopitar. The center took the Cup to the golf course, on a tour of the city & to church for a cleansing. In MLB news, Bryce Harper is still waiting for someone to get injured to get a pass to the all-star game. WOULD SOMEONE GET THEIR HEAD OUT OF THEIR ASS! FIND A SPOT FOR THE GUY. Complete horseshit from this sport. Let's get rolling!
Remember when Blue Jays 3B Brett Lawrie went nuts on an umpire for a strike three call earlier this season? Remember how Brett slammed his helmet into the ground and it promptly hit umpire Bill Miller on the hip. Sensing a solid chance to make a buck, the Blue Jays are now trying to sell that helmet for $1,000 in their team store. Nope, not kidding. $500 less for Lawrie's helmet than Cam Newton's BCS pants. JUMP!
Kudos to the Pittsburgh Pirates this morning. Your hat was being worn by Euro soccer stud Kevin-Prince Boateng yesterday in Sardinia while he was on holiday with the World's Hottest Soccer WAG, Melissa Satta. Sure, more guys figure the story here is Satta's ass in this bikini. Wrong. How the hell does Boateng, a German, end up wearing a Pirates hat. Does he realize the Bucs have a 1 game N.L. Central lead? JUMP!
How great is Bryce Harper? Seriously, how great? The guy isn't even 20 yet and already has baseball by the nuts, just tickling your sack with his greatness. All-star game at 19? It should happen by Saturday at the latest. Anyway, BC reader @A_Kerala wants you guys to see what's going on with Harper's semi-tricked out Mercedes AMG. By the balls, people. JUMP!