Swiss Biathlete Selina Gasparin Earns 10th Place After Finish Line Faceplant
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Bob Knight Seemed Real F**king Happy In St. Louis This Weekend
Bob Knight is now 73 and his ass is still flying around the country to call college basketball games. And, from the look of things, he f**king hates it. W0uld rather be doing anything else in life than being...
Green Bay Fan Kelley Sent Us Some Packers Boobs
We received an email from Kelley earlier: Hello Joe, Any room on your site for these? So of course I asked her a few questions because we don’t just post boob photos without context. How long have you been a...
Russians Can't Get Giant Olympic Mascot Head Into Car – #SochiProblems
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3lgxwrbN2g?rel=0] Just when #SochiProblems was slowing down and the Olympics are headed towards the finish line, we get this video. That’s the mascot that Americans have named the Nightmare Bear. Why? Because people on Twitter have to be...
Erin Andrews' Valentine's Weekend, Ray Allen $10k BJ & Devin Brugman Update!
You have one thing to watch tonight: The Olympics at 8 p.m. EST to analyze Bob Costas’ pink eye situation. Or you can watch the Maryland-Duke women’s basketball game on ESPN2. Your call. • Devin Brugman’s ass attacks...
Johnny Weir Spooning Tara, Chris Bosh's Camo Pants & Russian Zamboni Driver
Nope, didn’t watch a single second of the worthless NBA All-Star Game. You know my deal: Wake me up in late May for the conference finals. LeBron vs. Durant…blah, blah, blah. LeBron worried about his legacy. LeBron wants to...
19 NSFW Black Dudes Stunned By NBA Dunk Contest Stupidity
Nope, I didn’t watch the NBA dunk contest. Or the 3-point shootout. Or any other garbage the NBA had on TNT last night. Instead, I let black dudes tell me how things went. Word on the street is that the...
Charles Barkley Dancing Like A White Dude At All-Star Party
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Jen Selter's Butt In NOLA, Purdue Double Middle Finger & Duke Fan Reading
And the day is finally here for the worthless NBA All-Star Game. The guys can slap asses, throw down a few dunks, wear special shoes from Nike made by some teen in China and the courtside seats will be...
T.J. Oshie's Gold Medal Girlfriend Lauren Cosgrove
T.J. Oshie is your new American hockey hero after his shootout performance against the Russians today in Sochi. Even if the U.S. doesn’t win a medal, Oshie’s multiple shootout attempts will be shown for years. The guy is now a...
Ohio State Chick Can't Be Serious With This Jeopardy NFL Answer
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Sochi Unibrow, Sochi Beach Whales, Sochi Ski Bikini & Sochi Don Cherry
So I took a couple days off and the NFL went and stole the headlines from the Olympics. One day Manziel is telling Houston they need to draft him, and the other day a 144-page Incognito report is released. That’s...
