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Aug 6, 2014

Shirtless Sean Payton, Pageviews' Long Neck & A Mo Vaughn Sighting

What did we learn on Tuesday? Jerry Jones is living exactly how you want to live at 71. Of course you’ll never be a billionaire, but you still want to have a shot with Dallas bar 7s. That’s the life...

Aug 5, 2014

Kentucky Lineman Tells Reporter He Poops 3 To 5 Times A Day

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4JdsjJDGS0?rel=0]   Meet Kentucky defensive tackle Cory Johnson. His weight can fluctuate between 280 and 300 depending on how much he poops. That’s his words. Watch above. Some days he drops three deuces. Some days he drops five deuces....

Aug 5, 2014

20 NSFW Black Dudes React To NSFW Jerry Jones Photos

    The reaction was swift and universally in support of Jerry Jones having some NSFW side piece action. You saw the photos and story earlier about how some dude released photos of Jer getting nuts with a couple of...

Jerry Jones Allegedly Grabbing A Boob & Being Awesome

    A wild individual named Frank Hoover posted the following photos on Twitter over the weekend of Jerry Jones and two lovely ladies during what looks to be a party I shouldn’t have missed. Frank, however, is what most...

Aug 5, 2014

I Like This Falcons Superfan They Call 'Stats'

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Aug 5, 2014

Madonna's Daughter Hits Beach, Manziel Girlfriend Ground Rules & Blake Bell Update

  Today is a big day for those of you who enjoy the Little League World Series. ESPN2 will be showing the Southwest Regional semis starting at 5. It’s that time of year when 12-year-old games get better ratings than...

Aug 5, 2014

Aug 5, 2014

Bills Mafia Hates Bon Jovi, Brugman Bikini Mania & Sammy Watkins A Bust?

If you hate the idea of Bon Jovi buying the Buffalo Bills and moving the team to Toronto, you might not have to worry about BJ and his ulterior motives. He might’ve violated NFL confidential nondisclosure agreement rules by writing...

Aug 4, 2014

Justin Verlander Letting Kate Upton Know They're Having Sex Tonight

[protected-iframe id=”a144778001140ac822310817719c4390-22577676-23105199″ info=”http://gfycat.com/ifr/MemorableIcyAntelope” width=”584″ height=”300″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   You’ve been warned, Upton. JV is pretty much calling his shot tonight. He’s in the big city, on a personal one-game winning streak and wants all the rich Wall Street guys to...

Aug 4, 2014

Leanne Massey Got An Engagement Ring From 49ers Bruce Miller

  It’s no secret we’ve been big fans of Leanne Massey and Bruce Miller for the last two years. She’s pretty hot, he’s a decent 49ers fullback and they are the West Coast version of the Staffords. They’re fun, seem...

Aug 4, 2014

20 NSFW Black Dudes React To Andy Dalton's New Contract

  Adam Schefter had to go and pull his old bullshit tricks today when reporting on Andy Dalton’s new six-year, $115 million deal with the Bengals. That instantly inflamed NSFW Black Dudes. They saw that $115 and figured that was...

Aug 4, 2014

Charissa Thompson Seems To Be Enjoying Vacation

  Haven’t heard much from Charissa Thompson lately? That’s because she’s on Fox Sports 1 and things are still slow over there. That should change in a few weeks when football cranks up again and Fox starts carrying Pac-12 games....

Aug 4, 2014

Janet Gretzky Went Paintballin' With Paulina (Is That Dustin?)

  That’s Paulina Gretzky on the left with mom Janet doin’ a little paintballin’ at Wayne’s Idaho homestead where the family has been hunkered down while Dustin Johnson goes through a media beating for failing another cocaine test. You’d think...