Joe Kinsey

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Aug 4, 2014

Alabama's Fan Day As Called By The Auburn Radio Network

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqJwpbmWStw?rel=0]     I spent last week telling you about the guy who was in line 103 hours early for Bama’s Fan Day and the annual Running of the Gumps. The running went down on Sunday and it was...

Aug 4, 2014

Manziel's Night Out In CLE, T. Swift Short Skirt Show & UFC Gunshot Wound

  There isn’t shit on TV today. Yeah, you get a noon first pitch on MLB Network and the Tigers at Yankees tonight on ESPN, but that’s it. Deal with it. Life could be worse.   • Johnny finally goes...

Aug 4, 2014

Doughy Jameis Winston, Shirtless Matthew Stafford & Blonde Wants Rory

  What a helluva weekend I had. One of the best ever. Maybe you heard about that little story about how Lake Erie is full of algae and the water supply is now fucked up. Yeah, the city I live...

Someone Farted In The New Britain Rock Cats Broadcast Booth

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FA2F7YzD20?rel=0]     BC reader @BradiKulous sent this one to us today from an Altoona-New Britain game in late June. Listen closely at the :25 mark. Someone obviously ripped ass in the New Britain broadcast booth. The first time...

Aug 2, 2014

Kelly Hall's Birthday Weekend Is Off To A Strong Start

[protected-iframe id=”2a2afb6dab18b90d1f36acd22904ed2e-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/rKqGfpKd-X/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]     Kelly Hall turns 25 this weekend. You know what that means: Booze-fest! And shit went down today on a Michigan lake (there are a bunch) with some mixed drinks minus the...

Aug 1, 2014

Bret Bielema Is A Pretty Good Auctioneer

[protected-iframe id=”f94ecaf14be1d4b66c8ae9367fb3c914-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/rGYgEpgr0e/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Here we have Bret Bielema acting as an auctioneer this week at a local Fayetteville establishment raising money for a local woman who is battling cancer. Bret kept things light with his on-stage...

Aug 1, 2014

Aug 1, 2014

Alli MacKenzie: I Was Separated Before Alleged Night With Dustin Johnson

  So there are rumors flying about Dustin Johnson ruining a PGA marriage and sleeping with PGA wives. Golf writer Robert Lusetich threw it out there that Johnson had ruined a marriage and followers started throwing out the name of ...

Aug 1, 2014

Dustin Johnson's PGA Bucket List

  Now that we know Dustin Johnson, 30, has been suspended from the PGA for using cocaine, it is the perfect time to go over the things this guy has accomplished on his bucket list. • Involved in robbery at...

Aug 1, 2014

And….Charlotte McKinney Just Made Me Go Blind

  I’ve been singing Charlotte McKinney’s praises for months and months. Now she’s about to go mainstream because alleged perv Terry Richardson has released photos he shot of McKinney and they’re awesome. You guys have been waiting for a new...

Aug 1, 2014

Selena Gomez's Shredded Jorts, A&M's New Locker Room & Drunk Florida Mugshot Of The Week

  There’s a bunch of bullshit sports on today that aren’t really important, but you can watch to pass the time. You might want to watch the Team USA Blue vs. White game at 9 on ESPN. The Bridgestone is...

Aug 1, 2014

Lindsey Duke Lobstering, Wrigley Bleachers Engagement & Dubya Drinkin' Draft

It never fails around this time of year you’ll see Twitter nerds counting down the days until the college football season. 27 more days! #CantWait. #kickoff #27days. You get the idea. If you’re sending out these tweets, stop being a...

Aug 1, 2014

Redskins Rookie Zach Hocker's Haircut Is Pretty Awesome

  The Redskins had a little fun with rookie kicker Zach Hocker’s hair on Thursday, giving the 7th round pick a nice sideways mohawk. Might as well go with that look the whole season. He needs some Beats earmuffs to...