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Aug 26, 2014

Predators Ice Girls Ice Bucket Challenge Grade: A

    Once again, I’m not wasting your time with worthless bucket of water over the head Ice Bucket Challenge videos. If the Nashville Predators Ice Girls would’ve just poured a bucket of water over their heads, they don’t get...

Aug 26, 2014

Doug Flutie's TransAm, Kardashian VMAs Cleav & CLE Bride Throws Powder Like LeBron

  Soccer. Tennis. Baseball. Team USA basketball. That’s your Tuesday. Let your wife/girlfriend have the remote. Let her feel special for the next couple of nights because you’re about to go on a five-day college football bender.   • Kardashian...

Aug 26, 2014

Win McMurry Fishing, Michigan Ticket Sales & Arena Football Trophy Chugging

Student tickets: As of last week, there were 2,000 Florida student season tickets available. 21,500 of those tickets have been sold out for over 20 years, according to the Orlando Sentinel. I’m warning you, don’t freak when your school’s stadium...

Shirtless John Calipari Has The Tits Out

  Is Cal working on a vodka/cran and a water this afternoon on a rooftop? Let’s also address that John Calipari is 55 and is in pretty damn good shape for a guy who could let it go a little...

Aug 25, 2014

Crazy Arkansas Broad Liz Honey Is Back For 2014

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hGa-g6BZUo]     1:40: “LSU, I smell a corn dog.” Why did I renounce my Ohio State fandom this morning and announce that I was becoming an SEC fan? Because of people like Liz Honey. Her Razorbacks didn’t win...

Aug 25, 2014

Olivia Munn Made Her Lambeau Field Debut As Aaron Rodgers' Girlfriend

  The Olivia Munn-Aaron Rodgers relationship has moved from the holding hands in L.A. stage to the Olivia Munn making her Lambeau Field debut at Friday night’s game against the Raiders. Her friend corinne_eve posted two photos of the big...

Aug 25, 2014

Aug 25, 2014

Detroit Lions Wives & Girlfriends Club Welcomes Marissa Van Noy

    There is good news and bad news for the Detroit Lions Wives and Girlfriend Club, which is run by our old friend Kelly Hall. The club gained the prowess of Marissa Van Noy, wife of second round draft...

Aug 25, 2014

Handcuffed Cowboys Chick Tumbles Down The Stairs Saturday Night In Miami

  [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP5vfZ3yg6I]   Finally! I was starting to get worried that NFL fans stopped getting drunk, stupid and arrested at preseason games. Here we have some police action at Saturday’s Cowboys-Dolphins game. It’s your typical situation during the preseason...

Aug 25, 2014

Playboy Playmates Ice Bucket Challenge Grade: A+

  I create these GIFs for those of you who work at an office where the IT guys freak when you use bandwidth watching Playboy Ice Bucket videos. Here we have Playmates Amelia Talon, Val Keil, Dani Mathers, Kimberly Phillips...

Aug 25, 2014

Andy Dalton vs. Peyton Manning

  I just missed this graphic last night while flipping between some show on HGTV and the Sunday Night Football game. The AT&T DVR box wouldn’t rewind so I had to wait until our old Cincinnati friend Lindsay Patterson uploaded...

Aug 25, 2014

Oregon Cheerleaders Ice Bucket Challenge Grade: B-

  Watch the dump from the Duck mascot. Fail. I’m impressed by the setup on this one from the Oregon cheerleaders, but the execution was lacking. They obviously needed much more water to take this one to the B+ or...

Aug 25, 2014

Kate Upton's Yearly Salary, Boobs Of the VMAs & Lee Corso Smoking Crack

  Summer is over. The U.S. Open tennis tourney starts today. That’s always my sign that it’s time to call the pool guy to get scheduled for closing and to get in extra sleep before football games go until 1...