Sadie Santana—who has starred in videos such as My New White Stepdaddy 9 and All Things Anal— offered Thursday to “blow” the Lakers roster if the team hit 47 wins this season.
I was rightly skeptical of the seriousness of this proposition (47 wins, ha!), but Santana took to Twitter to reaffirm her stance:
And apparently you don’t even have to be on the current roster to receive said BJ!
We all know Bynum’s down, it’s not like he has a job or anything.