Buy Alex Rodriguez’s Old Mercedes Convertible – $39,500 (or Best Offer)
2015, baby! That’s when we all get to see baseball’s walking ray of sunshine Alex Rodriguez back on the field with the New York Yankees. And for all you A-Rod fans out there, we have a special opportunity for...
Bill Belichick Reveals Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers Both Wear No. 12
At this point, media members just fire dumb questions at Bill Belichick for fun, right? The response is always pointed yet morose, and we all eat it up like candy. This morning someone asked Sir Hoodie if there were any...
Meet Madison Edens — Her Dad Owns The Milwaukee Bucks
Never heard of Madison Edens? Join the crowd. The date was May 20, 2014 when the Internet discovered Mallory Edens, daughter of Milwaukee Bucks owner Wesley Edens. The then-high school student showed up on ESPN as the team representative...
Perennial Idiot J.R. Smith Associates Black Friday With Slavery
The New York Knicks had an off day on Tuesday, giving J.R. Smith all the time in the world to do something stupid. He delivered in a big way, attempting to give a history lesson on how Black Friday...
Nick Young Reveals the Secret to Landing Your Own Iggy Azalea
If you had to go to one NBA star to get advice on how to land a girl, who would you go to? Before you get all up in arms about going to an athlete for relationship advice, remember it’s...
Buy Troy Aikman’s Three-Story French Home- Just $5.3 Million!
Joe Buck’s BFF Troy Aikman is officially bidding his Highland Park home adieu. According to Candy’s Dirt, Aikman has listed his tasteful three-story house for $5.3 million. Fox’s ace football analyst would be looking at a profit at this price...
Fitness Instructor Gives Lap Dances At Tennessee Tailgate
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jIkoMd5dpk&w=620&h=415] Apparently out in Tennessee there lives an awesome fitness instructor named Jessica, a.k.a. “Dance Fitness with Jessica.” She is a smoking hot mom of three and offers classes and DVD’s to help people meet their fitness goals. An excerpt...
Meet Georgia Ellenwood – Wisconsin All-American Track and Field Star
Georgia Ellenwood is a Canadian import track and field star at the University of Wisconsin. Most of us would be cool swooning over tennis star Eugenie Bouchard for the next decade, but that wouldn’t be fair to all the fine...
Michael Carter-Williams Drives and Kicks to…the Referee
We are all super aware that the Philadelphia 76ers are a god-awful and shameless tank squad. But to their credit, they are acing the front office’s blueprint, standing at 0-14 on the season. Personally I don’t even think the team...
Red Sox Send Out Untimely Tweet During Ferguson Announcement
The Boston Red Sox are being all douchey again, throwing their wads of cash in the faces of the top free agent hitters on the market. So far, they have inked Hanley Ramirez and Pablo Sandoval to monster deals,...
Kemba Walker Shakes Chris Paul Into Another Area Code
Nasty crossovers are pretty much like really good sitcoms. You’ve seen the concept before, but each one is so unique in their own way that you still react like a giddy child. Charlotte Hornets guard Kemba Walker entered his submission...
Kobe Bryant to Teammates: “Get the F—k Out of My Way”
Nick Young not passing the ball, Carlos Boozer yelling too much, Byron Scott’s coaching, and Robert Sacre fist pumping too much. These are just a few of the potential causes of Kobe Bryant’s inevitable blow up this season. We were...
