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Jan 14, 2015

Johnny Manziel’s Bae Colleen Crowley Busting Out Some Serious Dance Moves

[protected-iframe id=”7d2d3d1a922c7d2ddd2a1f8464b52a1e-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://instagram.com/p/x23UQWlA3U/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   You won’t believe it, but it has been like four days since we’ve reported on anything regarding Johnny Manziel and his posse. It’s kind of concerning to be honest. After a whirlwind...

Jan 14, 2015

Rockets GM Daryl Morey Talks Vaginas During Twitter Q&A

  Wednesdays are always brutal, but luckily Houston Rockets general manager did everyone a solid by hosting a Twitter Q&A during his flight to a D-League Showcase. Morey tackled everything from…   The John Lennon-Paul McCartney debate:   Josh Smith-related ...

Jan 14, 2015

Chick Claims Jerry Rice Is "Coolest Black Guy I've Ever Partied With"

  To be honest, I don’t really keep tabs on Jerry Rice these days. Other than him almost winning a season of “Dancing with the Stars” (while I was in high school) I have no idea what he’s been up...

Buy Beer Bottle-Capped Seattle Seahawks Surfboard—$10,000 on Craigslist

  Back in college, my roommates and I plastered beer bottle caps on our apartment living room ceiling. Why? Well, for some reason that area of our apartment had a popcorn ceiling, which is absolutely the worst for anyone who...

Jan 14, 2015

Disco Dick Vitale Dancing With Kentucky Cheerleaders

[protected-iframe id=”1b00adea13c148b0dece541ae74ba81b-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/ODjvnmY5hmn/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″] It’s been a couple of weeks since we’ve seen Disco Dick Vitale dagger some lovely cheerleaders on the hardwood, but luckily for us that streak came to an end Tuesday night. During a timeout...

Jan 14, 2015

LeBron James Shoved David Blatt Aside During Discussion With Referee

[protected-iframe id=”6f767b40b2b95ddfe6b7e0d02593294a-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/ODjKdzzDMnO/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   LeBron James has been back in action for like a quarter and already he’s created a week’s worth of material for the worldwide leader. After getting called for an offensive foul early in...

Jan 13, 2015

Jan 13, 2015

Kansas’ Cliff Alexander Violently Dunks on Oklahoma State Defender

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wjyYn1zAs8&w=560&h=315]   According to Draft Express, Kansas freshman Cliff Alexander is slated to be the 17th player taken off the board in the 2015 NBA Draft. While that is high praise for the youngster, Alexander has averaged just 8.3 points...

Jan 13, 2015

WWE’s Ravishing Russian Lana Dissing New Orleans

  The last time I wrote something about WWE’s Lana (FSU cowgirl C.J. Perry), she was unexpectedly showing off some Christmas cheer. But now that the holidays are done with, the “Ravishing Russian” is back on the road and spitting...

Jan 13, 2015

Tony Romo Crying With His Mom After Loss to Packers

  Remember the good ol’ days (years) when it was cool to dish out unwarranted blame on Tony Romo? Yep, that was good living. Now we see Tony as a statistical marvel who almost led DEM BOYZ to an NFC...

Jan 13, 2015

Watch This Nasty Packers-Cowboys Cat Fight

  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4yxr-wVhQ&w=560&h=315]   You can bet tensions were running high in Texas after the Green Bay Packers came away with a controversial victory over the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday. The crowd in Brownsville was particularly chippy as two female fans...

Jan 13, 2015

The Bills Welcomed Rex Ryan With Some Sketchy Pizza

  So much for the pipe dream of Rex Ryan becoming the most entertaining NFL analyst on television. As you may already know, Rex decided to stay in AFC East purgatory and was announced as the new head coach of...

Jan 13, 2015

LeBron James ‘A Little Tight’ After Celebrating Ohio State's Victory

  Despite the Cleveland Cavaliers being scheduled to play Tuesday night in Phoenix, LeBron James couldn’t help but attend the CFP National Championship game between Oregon and Ohio State. While I understand the whole support Ohio thing, it’s definitely an...