So much for the pipe dream of Rex Ryan becoming the most entertaining NFL analyst on television.
As you may already know, Rex decided to stay in AFC East purgatory and was announced as the new head coach of the Buffalo Bills on Monday. And as a part of their “Welcome Rex” festivities, they decided to buy him some massive cheese pizza with frosting—because nothing says pizza like goddamn frosting:
It appears that gifting people with massive pizzas is the go-to move for the Bills. After the team had to play in Detroit due to snowgate, they sent the Lions a crapload of pizza and wings from…you guessed it, La Nova:
It will be interesting to see if Rex puts on some weight during his Bills stint. Remember, the guy dropped from 348 pounds to a slim 218 last May. But who knows how long that will last if disgusting frosting-cheese pizza is in play.
The Bills Welcomed Rex Ryan With Some Sketchy Pizza
