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Sep 7, 2014

Steelers Fans Hung A Fake Johnny Manziel This Morning

Pittsburgh currently leads Cleveland 10-3 in the 2nd quarter. Brian Hoyer- not Money Manziel- is obviously playing for the Browns, but that didn’t stop some degenerate Steelers fans from hanging a life sized Manziel replica on a telephone wire: Bold...

Sep 7, 2014

The Central Michigan Punter Got Absolutely Truck Sticked Yesterday

Central Michigan Punter Ron Coluzzi trotted out yesterday expecting another ordinary game. Punt some balls, run around a bit, stand on the sidelines- nothing too crazy. But then Coluzzi made the poor decision to try to tackle Purdue return man...

Aug 31, 2014

Fat Wisconsin Kicker Celebrates Field Goal With Brazilian Dance Moves

Wisconsin’s freshman kicker Rafael Gaglianone stands 5 feet 11 inches tall and checks in at about 230 pounds. For a kicker, Gaglianone is fat. So when he decided to bust out some dance moves yesterday after drilling a 51 yard...

Nebraska WR Makes Behind-The-Back Catch

It’s only the first week of the CFB season and we already might the top candidate for catch of the year. After Nebraska QB Tommy Armstrong’s pass was almost picked off by a Florida Atlantic DB, WR Jordan Westercamp adjusted...

Aug 31, 2014

Auburn Ball Boy Redefines Speed In A Pair Of Khakis

This is something that’s always funny. After Auburn’s Melvin Ray caught a pass and broke free in today’s game against Arkansas, the Auburn ball boy came out of absolutely nowhere and stayed step for step with the Tigers’ wide receiver-...

Aug 30, 2014

DeAndrew White Has Some Serious Xbox Juke Moves

Alabama isn’t playing up to expectations right now. The Tide are stuck in a tight one with West Virginia, leading only by 3 points in the third quarter. The one guy who has impressed is senior DeAndrew White. The WR...

Aug 30, 2014

Aug 24, 2014

N-F-L Really Does Stand For No Fun League [Screencap]

From this preseason, we’ve already found out that the NFL really frowns upon goal post dunking and middle finger waving. Jimmy Graham and Johnny Manziel’s fines (but particularly Graham’s) have sparked a discussion about how absurdly strict the NFL’s rules...

Aug 24, 2014

NFL Network Production Team Is Mailing It In [Screencap]

The NFL Network sucks. The programs suck. The analysts, such as Heath Evans, suck. They talk about nothing. It’s all stupid and terrible. When you suck this bad, you should at least try to take care of the little things,...

Aug 24, 2014

Michael Sam Sacked Johnny Manziel, And Now This Random Twitter Guy Owes The Entire World Drinks

Well, this story just about sums up the Internet as we know it. On Saturday morning a random guy on Twitter who goes by “@SquareKnight” tweeted out this: Rams vs Browns tonight. If Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football & gives...

Aug 24, 2014

Coby Fleener Fakes Field Goal Post Dunk After Touchdown

Unlike the NBA, dunking in the NFL is severely frowned upon. Just ask Jimmy Graham, who was fined $30,000 for his two slams in the Saints’ preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. Colts TE Coby Fleener was obviously paying attention-...

Aug 23, 2014

For Your Fantasy Football Draft: Buy A Case Of 99 Beers For $99

Texas brewery Austin Beerworks is now offering a 99 pack of beer for your drinking pleasure. Yep, 99 beers for 99 dollars. Here’s a few pics and a video:   image via reddit [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzfhUXZyv5k]   The pack contains 82 pounds of...

Aug 23, 2014

Matt Cassel Looks Identical To Cameron From Ferris Bueller's Day Off In This NFL Instagram Post

This morning, the official NFL Instagram posted the below photo of a flamboyant-looking Tom Brady searching for a high-five: Sure, the hair part is a little different- but the two look strikingly similar and both give off the same hopeless...