Happy Thursday, ladies and gentlemen, we are closing in on the weekend and the return of March Madness, but today is a holiday of it’s own because MLB Opening Day is finally here. The first pitch of the season will come our way shortly after 1:00 p.m. ET with every team taking the field throughout the duration of the day. We will also have the opening round of the Valero Texas Open, which is the final tournament before The Masters, early in the morning. Then, to cap off a great day, we have another NBA on TNT doubleheader and NHL action coming our way as the postseasons close in. With so much to look forward to, let’s jump right into it and check out some headlines from around the web we may have missed.
- Meet Kendall from the University of Santa Barbara.
- WWE star Alexa Bliss shows off her “Frankenstein” mark after undergoing skin cancer surgery.
- Florida Teacher gets arrested for fentanyl trafficking after getting pulled over for pointing a gun at a cop and having her car searched.
- UConn coach Danny Hurley has been wearing his lucky dragon underwear throughout the NCAA Tourney.
- FAU basketball coach Dusty May says his players are being recruited during their Final Four run.
- Florida police sergeant accused of punching ref in the face at kids’ soccer game.
- The UFC is giving fans an opportunity to have their name on the Octagon canvas, but it won’t come cheap.
- Austin Reaves trolled Patrick Beverley with the “too small” gesture.
- Here are the Round 1 groupings and pairings for the Valero Texas Open.
Video of the Day
Gronk had Tom Brady lost on the route while they were recreating the scene from Top Gun 😂
(via @camillekostek) pic.twitter.com/jgEcM3BYsS
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 29, 2023
Just bros being bros.
Food of the Day
NEW “THE CLEANUP BURGER” at @Braves: SERVES FOUR PEOPLE — 4x All-Beef Patties, Hash Browns, Sunny Side-Up Fried Egg, 🧀, Maple Syrup + Hickory-Smoked BACON On Buttermilk Belgian Waffles (Cred: @TruistPark) [1871 Grille] pic.twitter.com/v9f2sg3Ms8
— Kari Steele (@KariVanHorn) March 30, 2023
The Atlanta Braves are going the extra mile with “The Cleanup Burger” which has four beef patties, hash browns, sunny-side up eggs, maple syrup, and bacon on buttermilk waffles. You can try to eat it yourself, but it is made to serve four.

