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Man Finds Venomous Snake In Lettuce (Surprisingly Not In Florida), & Sarah From Boston
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve made it through another week. It’s Friday and we have the weekend ahead of us, including Jake Paul boxing an actual fighter, plenty of mixed martial arts, basketball, baseball, and any sport you can imagine. So...
ESPN Insider Gives Latest Bizarre Justin Fields Take, & Ava From Tampa
Happy Thursday, everyone. The weekend is almost here. So let’s not waste any time and get right to the latest headlines. Indulge. Meet Ava from Tampa. IndyCar driver Alexander Rossi on the ‘wild experience’ of sneezing while driving 200 mph....
Chet Hanx Drops ‘White Boy Summer’ Theme Song & Madison From Kent State
Good morning, everyone. Where has time gone? It’s hard to believe we are almost midway through April, but the good news is spring is in full swing, baseball is on our televisions, the NBA playoff push is underway, and parts...
Gracie Hunt Is Your New Miss Kansas USA, & Megan From UNCW
How is everyone doing? Admittedly, it’s nice to finally have a clear head after struggling through a Masters hangover on Monday, but we’re all good to go again just in time for another Taco Tuesday. With that in mind, let’s...
Meet Bowling’s ‘Ginger Assassin’, Senator Herschel Walker, & Alexia From Miami
Happy Monday, everyone. We hope your weekend went better than Xander Schauffele’s meltdown on the No. 16 hole where he recorded a triple-bogey to destroy any chance of a come-from-behind win over Hideki Matsuyama after four birdies in a row....
Florida Man Impersonated Doctor & Drunkenly Injected Botox; Meet Emma From USC
Happy Friday, everyone. We’ve made it through another week and Masters Weekend is here. It doesn’t get much better as we get ready to fully embrace the spring. But let’s not waste any time because tee times started at 8:00...
Sam Darnold Had Trade Party To Celebrate Leaving Jets & Cameron From Texas
We’ve reached the middle of the week and The Masters are just over 24 hours away. Last night, the Champions Dinner took place with an epic menu while I sat home eating pizza pockets while watching some NBA blowouts. Everyone...
Jared Goff’s Girlfriend Is Now An SI Swimsuit Model & Sussi From Medellin
Good morning, everyone. How are we all feeling after that dud of a national championship game? Baylor jumped out to an early lead and never really looked back, while Gonzaga was overmatched athletically and could not step up on the...
MLB Needs Robot Umps, Lincoln Riley’s Dry Brisket, & Tori From Miami
Happy Monday, everyone. We survived the weekend and March Madness nearly gave everyone a heart attack with the Final Four game between UCLA and Gonzaga and the women’s national championship game between Stanford and Arizona — which Stanford came out...
Indians Fan Gets Roasted On Radio, Next UNC Head Coach, & Adrianna From NY
Congratulations, everyone, we made it through another week. To celebrate the big achievement we get the return of March Madness on Saturday with the Final Four to determine who will play for the national championship next week. We also will...
Lindor Gets Paid, Supreme Court Owns NCAA, & Rachael From Florida
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the first day of a new month. That also means it is April Fool’s, but we don’t have time for any lame jokes — unless it is Michael Strahan letting us all know that...
Big Man Cartwheels, Lindsey Vonn’s Still Got It, & Autumn From FSU
The Final Four is set. Gonzaga continued to steamroll its opponents, while Michigan fell short against the biggest longshot remaining, No. 11 UCLA. The Bruins managed to go from the First Four to the Final Four, but will now have...
