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  • Buy Former MLB Pitcher Darren Oliver’s Sweet Land Rover – $35K Other Sports

    Buy Former MLB Pitcher Darren Oliver’s Sweet Land Rover – $35K

    Darren Oliver is a perfect example of why you should teach your kid to throw left-handed: $$$. Oliver never won more than...

  • Sad: Manny Ramirez’s Dreadlocks In A Trash Bag Other Sports

    Sad: Manny Ramirez’s Dreadlocks In A Trash Bag

    One of the stipulations for Manny Ramirez (career MLB earnings: $206,827,769) getting another shot in Major League Baseball with the Texas Rangers was...

  • Blonde Goes Nuts When Boyfriend Snags Foul Ball At Rangers Game [VIDEO] Other Sports

    Blonde Goes Nuts When Boyfriend Snags Foul Ball At Rangers Game [VIDEO]

    You know who’s getting laid tonight? This Rangers fan. You know who’s totally excited that her boyfriend caught a foul ball at today’s...

  • Rangers’ Derek Holland Drives Dune Buggy To Spring Training [PHOTO] Other Sports

    Rangers’ Derek Holland Drives Dune Buggy To Spring Training [PHOTO]

    Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland continues to claim the mantle as the weirdest dude in baseball. We're not sure if he still has the pederast mustache, but he's now driving something that will probably kill him before spring training is over -- a dune buggy. He doesn't just drive it off road, though. He also drives it to spring training, which is pretty much a totally Derek Holland thing to do. Check it!

  • Can $37K Student Loan Be Paid Off Via Josh Hamilton Jersey On eBay? Other Sports

    Can $37K Student Loan Be Paid Off Via Josh Hamilton Jersey On eBay?

    The things you can find on eBay. Today, we've got some guy who apparently got swindled by a tech school that no longer exists trying to swindle some fool into paying $37,000 for an autographed jersey worn by Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton. The seller claims the money will go to repay the student load debt. Sounds pretty legit to us because, hell, tech schools definitely cost that much and this jersey is totally worth that much. Check it!

  • White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS] Other Sports

    White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS]

    Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!

  • Texas Rangers World Champs & 29 Other Stupid Sports Tattoos [PHOTOS] Sports Tattoos

    Texas Rangers World Champs & 29 Other Stupid Sports Tattoos [PHOTOS]

    We've seen some stupid sports-related tattoos in our day, but this one might just take the cake. Some Texas Rangers superfan had Texas Rangers World Champs 2011 inked on his body. Why? He got it before his team choked and lost game 7 of the World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals. In honor of his miscue, here are some of the dumbest sports tattoos we've ever seen. Check it!

  • Hot Texas Rangers Fan Balloon Fetish [Videos] Other Sports

    Hot Texas Rangers Fan Balloon Fetish [Videos]

    We've got a hot Texas Rangers fan celebrating her team's AL West championship the only way you can -- by popping balloons with her ass. Oh, wait... maybe there are other ways to celebrate. Anyway, we've never been big into the whole balloon fetish thing, but we''re reconsidering after seeing these videos. Don't worry, they're SFW and we highly recommend you check them out. Hit it!

  • Josh Hamilton Hits A Slam, Texans Get Free Carpet, We Get Morgan Fitzgerald [Photos] Other Sports

    Josh Hamilton Hits A Slam, Texans Get Free Carpet, We Get Morgan Fitzgerald [Photos]

    There are some happy Texans today. Rangers first baseman Josh Hamilton blasted a grand slam last night, triggering a promotion for free carpet and countertops from an Arlington carpet store. The slam also inadvertently introduced us to the store owner's daughter, Morgan Fitzgerald. Aren't we lucky? Here are some pics so you can ogle her.

  • Anthony Weiner’s Internet Beef Meagan Is Ben Broussard’s Sister [Photos] Other Sports

    Anthony Weiner’s Internet Beef Meagan Is Ben Broussard’s Sister [Photos]

    Meagan Broussard, the 26-year-old Texan who was the recipient of Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D - NY) sexts, has a baseball connection. Her brother, Ben Broussard, played seven seasons in the bigs with the Cleveland Indians, Seattle Mariners and Texas Rangers. If you've never heard of him, you're probably not alone. Now the weiner-pic receiving sister is officially more famous than her brother ever was. Her story and more photos, JUMP!

  • Tornadoes Vs. The Ballpark At Arlington: Fans Evacuated [Morning Twitpic]

    Tornadoes Vs. The Ballpark At Arlington: Fans Evacuated [Morning Twitpic]

    Imagine your luck. You go to a May game at the Ballpark at Arlington and the Rangers staff offers up the chance to walk through the dugouts - for FREE! Fans attending last night's White Sox-Rangers game took a free tour of the underbelly of the park rather than die. Smart move because as you'll see, after the jump, a wicked storm dumped piles of golf ball size hail on the field.

  • Josh Hamilton. Boobs. Whipped Cream. A Bar. Girls

    Josh Hamilton. Boobs. Whipped Cream. A Bar.

    Hamilton’s off-season training includes a Shop-Vac workout. Update: So, Hamilton has admitted he was drunk back in January when the photos of him...

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