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Jul 1, 2015Football
I Had Meijer Make A Gay Pride Rainbow Flag Roll Tide Cake — Just $17!

I Had Meijer Make A Gay Pride Rainbow Flag Roll Tide Cake — Just $17!

  So there’s this big controversy this week about a Walmart in Louisiana that wouldn’t make a Confederate flag cake...

Jul 1, 2015wags
Report: Tiger Woods Cheated With Amanda Dufner [UPDATE]

Report: Tiger Woods Cheated With Amanda Dufner [UPDATE]

  Update: Tiger’s agent says the Enquirer/Radar report is a “complete lie and fabrication.” The National Enquirer revealed a major...

Jul 1, 2015DailyDump
Caitlyn Jenner Cleav, Hannah Davis Covered With Old Glory & Zeke Elliott Ticketed

Caitlyn Jenner Cleav, Hannah Davis Covered With Old Glory & Zeke Elliott Ticketed

  There’s pretty much nothing to watch tonight so get a 12-pack of your favorite overpriced microbrew, drop $40 and...

Jul 1, 2015Morning Twitpics
Amish Jim Bowden, ESPN Intern Thinks It’s ‘Linkin’ Park & Shirtless Joe Flacco

Amish Jim Bowden, ESPN Intern Thinks It’s ‘Linkin’ Park & Shirtless Joe Flacco

  Women’s World Cup is boring Alex Morgan took a shot on goal last night in the second half against...

Jun 30, 2015
ESPN’s Amin Elhassan Was J-O-K-I-N-G About Taking Mia Khalifa Out To Dinner

ESPN’s Amin Elhassan Was J-O-K-I-N-G About Taking Mia Khalifa Out To Dinner

I made a joke on-air yesterday that was inappropriate, and kind of a jerk move. I thought everybody got the...

Jun 30, 2015
Los Angeles Police Chase

Los Angeles Police Chase

  Here we go with live chase action from Los Angeles. August 10, 2015 Stolen box truck is on the...

I Need Gio Gonzalez’s House With This Indoor/Outdoor Pool — $1,690,000

I Need Gio Gonzalez’s House With This Indoor/Outdoor Pool — $1,690,000

  I’ve seen nice athlete houses over the years (Pete Sampras’ $20 million pad comes to mind), but it’s rare...

Jun 30, 2015Girls
This Devin Brugman & Natasha Oakley Thailand Trip Has Been Insane…The Breakfast Looks Incredible

This Devin Brugman & Natasha Oakley Thailand Trip Has Been Insane…The Breakfast Looks Incredible

So many fruits and healthy things for breakfast. Thailand looks amazing.

Mark Wohlers Is Selling His Pottery Barn Catalog House In Georgia — $1,675,000

Mark Wohlers Is Selling His Pottery Barn Catalog House In Georgia — $1,675,000

  Ever wanted to live in a Pottery Barn catalog. I’m talking jump into a PB catalog with lots of...

Jun 30, 2015Other Sports
Florida Mom Arrested For Smoking Pot Out Of Wooden Penis Shaped Bowl With 11-Year-Old Son

Florida Mom Arrested For Smoking Pot Out Of Wooden Penis Shaped Bowl With 11-Year-Old Son

  Mom of the Year? Casey Sanders of Okeechobee County, Florida is in hot water after cops arrested her for...

Jun 30, 2015DailyDump
Lala Anthony Shoots Topless Scene, Sean Penn With Jetes Old Girlfriend & Fans vs. Joe Buck

Lala Anthony Shoots Topless Scene, Sean Penn With Jetes Old Girlfriend & Fans vs. Joe Buck

  I guess you’ll want to watch that US-Germany soccer match tonight on Fox Sports. You’ll also have WNBA action...

Jun 30, 2015Morning Twitpics
12th (Wo)Man Ravers, Kate Upton FUPA & Patriots Fan Pulls Robbery

12th (Wo)Man Ravers, Kate Upton FUPA & Patriots Fan Pulls Robbery

  Pete Rose Vegas autograph booth going strong He’ll still personalize a message on a ball for $299 including “I’m...

Jun 29, 2015Sports Media
Erin Andrews Resurfaces With Her Coke Mule Boyfriend Jarret Stoll

Erin Andrews Resurfaces With Her Coke Mule Boyfriend Jarret Stoll

Looks like Pageviews is going to try to make it work with Stoll.

Jun 29, 2015NFL
Fred Smoot Enjoyed The Blowjob Girl When He Played In NFL

Fred Smoot Enjoyed The Blowjob Girl When He Played In NFL

  Hey, Reddit calls it “Ask Me Anything” so former NFL cornerback Fred Smoot just answered the questions today during...

Jun 29, 2015wags
Twitter Chick Claims Jahlil Okafor ‘Nutted’ Too Quick

Twitter Chick Claims Jahlil Okafor ‘Nutted’ Too Quick

  So some chick named @QueenChanelK_, who has 53,000+ tweets, went a little crazy early this morning with claims that...

Jun 29, 2015NFL
Jameis Winston Buys Ball For Boy At Astros Game, Autographs It

Jameis Winston Buys Ball For Boy At Astros Game, Autographs It

  Just a few days after being lectured about how I do my job by Florida State fan John Hinsey,...

Jun 29, 2015College Football
Former Florida State Mascot Dies In Stabbing Over Gumbo Recipe

Former Florida State Mascot Dies In Stabbing Over Gumbo Recipe

  In a strange twist to the death of a Florida man in a gumbo recipe argument gone bad, the...

Jun 29, 2015NFL
Mark Sanchez Now Driving Snow Camo Wrapped Jeep Wrangler

Mark Sanchez Now Driving Snow Camo Wrapped Jeep Wrangler

  You know who you won’t see driving to the Linc on Saturday, December 26 when the Eagles play the...

Jun 29, 2015NFL
Gronk Freestyling In Some Savannah Bar

Gronk Freestyling In Some Savannah Bar

  The Summer of Gronk rolled along this weekend in Savannah, Georgia where he took the stage and strapped a...

Jun 29, 2015wags
Jermaine Kearse’s Fiancee Marisa Ventura’s Vegas Bachelorette Weekend Fun

Jermaine Kearse’s Fiancee Marisa Ventura’s Vegas Bachelorette Weekend Fun

  That’s Jermaine Kearse’s future wife, Marisa Ventura, this weekend in the white bikini with Golden Tate’s girlfriend Elise Pollard...

Jun 29, 2015DailyDump
Russ Wilson-Ciara BET Madness, Canseco House Poker & Kim K-Ray J Flag

Russ Wilson-Ciara BET Madness, Canseco House Poker & Kim K-Ray J Flag

  Welcome to the dog days of summer for sports on TV. You get one game on ESPN. You get...

Jun 29, 2015Morning Twitpics
Out Of Shape Adrian Peterson, Kate Upton W/Heineken & Bonds-Arnold Talk Steroids?

Out Of Shape Adrian Peterson, Kate Upton W/Heineken & Bonds-Arnold Talk Steroids?

  Let’s recap my weekend Drinks Friday night in a neighbors basement because it rained. Woke up Saturday to heavy...

Jun 27, 2015wags
TJ Oshie’s Baby Mama Lauren Cosgrove Looking Decent At Vegas Pool

TJ Oshie’s Baby Mama Lauren Cosgrove Looking Decent At Vegas Pool

  St. Louis Blues heatthrob T.J. Oshie and his baby mama Lauren Cosgrove are scheduled to get married in late...

Jun 27, 2015DailyDump
Paulina Porizkova Still A Dime, Gary Bettman Snubbed & Blackhawks Bachelor

Paulina Porizkova Still A Dime, Gary Bettman Snubbed & Blackhawks Bachelor

Must be nice to win a Stanley Cup and then go to Vegas for your bachelor party.

Jun 27, 2015Morning Twitpics
Delly Does Cedar Point, Brugman & Tash Do Thailand & Rainbow General Lee

Delly Does Cedar Point, Brugman & Tash Do Thailand & Rainbow General Lee

  Delly hustles at Cedar Point Look at the hustle out of this guy. So many rides, so little time...

Jun 26, 2015NFL
Boy With Inoperable Brain Tumors Sings ‘Rocky Top’ To Peyton Manning

Boy With Inoperable Brain Tumors Sings ‘Rocky Top’ To Peyton Manning

  What a week it has been. Our kids will one day be studying this week in history books and...

Jun 26, 2015Other Sports
Tall White Guy Pretends He Was Drafted…Pulls So Much Tail It’s Ridiculous

Tall White Guy Pretends He Was Drafted…Pulls So Much Tail It’s Ridiculous

  That white dude is Elite Daily Humor Writer Connor Toole. He’s a friggin’ blogger. He’s not getting drafted in...

Jun 26, 2015Football
Big Bama Fan Chugs Beer, Blasts Glock Over His Buddies Lap In His Pickup Truck

Big Bama Fan Chugs Beer, Blasts Glock Over His Buddies Lap In His Pickup Truck

  Michael Calma just might be my favorite Bama fan. He cooks burgers on a grill that’s tied down in...

Jun 26, 2015DailyDump
Sara Jean Underwood Chugs Bud Light, Screamin A. Acting Like Idiot & FSU QB Issues

Sara Jean Underwood Chugs Bud Light, Screamin A. Acting Like Idiot & FSU QB Issues

  Seriously, round one of the NHL Draft is tonight on NBC SN. I know, on a Friday night is...

Jun 26, 2015Morning Twitpics
Sam Dekker’s Draft Girlfriend, Brugman Destroys Thailand & West Virginia Dating

Sam Dekker’s Draft Girlfriend, Brugman Destroys Thailand & West Virginia Dating

Spurs picks vs. Knicks picks So the Spurs picked some guy (Nikola Milutinov) last night that you’ve never heard of...

Jun 26, 2015wags
Kacie McDonnell Now Dating Eric Hosmer

Kacie McDonnell Now Dating Eric Hosmer

  She once dated Christian Ponder and was scheduled to get married to Aaron Murray this year. Now soccer sideline...

Jun 26, 2015Girls
New York Stripper: Kristaps Porzingis Needs A Steak For That 7-Foot Frame

New York Stripper: Kristaps Porzingis Needs A Steak For That 7-Foot Frame

Kristaps Porzingis needs to beef up, says one dancer.

Jun 25, 2015Best of Twitter
38 NSFW Black Dudes React To Knicks Taking Some Big White Foreign Dude

38 NSFW Black Dudes React To Knicks Taking Some Big White Foreign Dude

  Phil Jackson pulled the trigger like a guy who has a big pile of NBA rings to choose from....

Jun 25, 2015Girls
Girlfriends of the NBA Draft: Cameron Payne’s Girlfriend Katie Shinkle

Girlfriends of the NBA Draft: Cameron Payne’s Girlfriend Katie Shinkle

  Cameron Payne was drafted No. 14 overall by the Oklahoma City Thunder tonight in the NBA Draft…and his girlfriend...

Jun 25, 2015Sports Media
Florida State Fan Absolutely Curbed Stomped Me On How Blogging Works

Florida State Fan Absolutely Curbed Stomped Me On How Blogging Works

  Meet my new buddy John Hinsey (above left). How odd that he’s a Hinsey and I’m a Kinsey. Very...