Basketball - page 174

Dec 1, 2014

Andre Miller Fools the Heat With Nifty Old-Man Moves

Wizards point guard Andre Miller is the equivalent of that old man at your local park who randomly dominates your pick-up basketball games. You think it’s just some has-been trying to stretch out his glory days, but then he pulls...

Dec 1, 2014

Clint Capela Dunks All Over Former NBA Prospect Joe Alexander

The professional basketball thing hasn’t worked out so well for Joe Alexander. After being selected with the eighth overall pick in the 2008 NBA Draft by the Milwaukee Bucks, Alexander bombed his rookie year and was so worthless the team...

Nov 28, 2014

Celtics Broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn Loses it After Offensive Foul Call

Boston Celtics broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn is known for his intense homerism while calling games. Basically, if you’re looking for some nonpartisan analysis during a C’s game, you might as well mute the TV. During the fourth quarter of the Celtics-Bulls...

Perennial Idiot J.R. Smith Associates Black Friday With Slavery

  The New York Knicks had an off day on Tuesday, giving J.R. Smith all the time in the world to do something stupid. He delivered in a big way, attempting to give a history lesson on how Black Friday...

Nov 26, 2014

Nick Young Reveals the Secret to Landing Your Own Iggy Azalea

If you had to go to one NBA star to get advice on how to land a girl, who would you go to? Before you get all up in arms about going to an athlete for relationship advice, remember it’s...

Nov 25, 2014

Michael Carter-Williams Drives and Kicks to…the Referee

We are all super aware that the Philadelphia 76ers are a god-awful and shameless tank squad. But to their credit, they are acing the front office’s blueprint, standing at 0-14 on the season. Personally I don’t even think the team...

Nov 25, 2014

Nov 24, 2014

Kemba Walker Shakes Chris Paul Into Another Area Code

Nasty crossovers are pretty much like really good sitcoms. You’ve seen the concept before, but each one is so unique in their own way that you still react like a giddy child. Charlotte Hornets guard Kemba Walker entered his submission...

Nov 24, 2014

Kobe Bryant to Teammates: “Get the F—k Out of My Way”

Nick Young not passing the ball, Carlos Boozer yelling too much, Byron Scott’s coaching, and Robert Sacre fist pumping too much. These are just a few of the potential causes of Kobe Bryant’s inevitable blow up this season. We were...

Nov 22, 2014

Javale McGee Plants Kiss on Old Lady Sitting Courtside

Denver Nuggets center Javale McGee may not be very good at basketball, but at least he does things his way. The big man took his antics somewhat off court Friday night, planting a kiss on the cheek of an older...

Nov 20, 2014

Arizona Head Coach Sean Miller Runs Onto Court, Shouts Directions

Arizona head basketball coach Sean Miller is a fiery guy. In fact, he is so intense that sometimes he strays away from the sideline and enters the field of play. He did so on Wednesday as his team faced off...

Nov 20, 2014

Gilbert Arenas Slams ‘Ugly Chicks’ on Instagram

It’s good to be former NBA player Gilbert Arenas. The dude blew up while playing with the Washington Wizards then got himself a fat payday in 2008, signing a six-year, $111 million contract. Unfortunately for the Wiz, he was never...

Nov 19, 2014

Bucks Bench Rages After Brandon Knight Misses Game-Winning Layup Attempt

It was an emotional night in Brooklyn as Milwaukee Bucks head coach Jason Kidd returned to the Barclays Center for the first time since trying to steal Billy King’s powers as general manager of the Nets. Kidd was met with...