Morning Twitpics - page 157

Jan 13, 2014

Cowboys Fan Passed Out At 49ers-Panthers, Simms' Hair & Holly Sonders!

And you got exactly what you wanted from the playoffs. No bullshit #6 seeds. Brady-Manning. Evil Kaep vs. cardigan-wearing Wilson. The boring Chargers got out of the way. Amish Andrew Luck is another year closer to Manning and Brady retiring....

Jan 11, 2014

Porn Stars Supporting Playoff Teams, Amazing Rat Tail At Game & Cink Tan

  You’ll notice that I did my best to find porn stars who’ll be rooting for specific teams this weekend during the divisional games. Shockingly, it seems the Seahawks have the most porn star support. Maybe I’m missing out on...

Jan 10, 2014

Kate Upton At Knicks Game, Durant Hitting Hookah & Saints Handy?

  We’re back to full staff today after I had a doctor cut a chunk of flesh out of my back. Can’t really use my right arm, but I can’t just sit around watching Mike and Mike so I’ll suffer...

Johnny Manziel Autograph, Hannah Storm Cleav-Bomb & J.R. Smith Shoelace Evidence

What was more surprising: Armando Benitez and Jacque Jones getting Baseball Hall of Fame votes or Bobby Petrino getting re-hired at Louisville? BBWAA once again screwed Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell and Mike Piazza yesterday. It’s only going to get worse...

Jan 9, 2014

Amanda Dufner In A Bikini, Brayden Schenn Scar & Kings Ice Girl Cleavage

It’s officially college basketball season, and Iowa State is a national title contender. The Cyclones moved to 14-0 by blowing out No. 7 Baylor, 87-72, behind DeAndre Kane’s 30 points, 9 assists and 8 rebounds. Remember ISU come tournament time...

Jan 8, 2014

Johnny Manziel Cozy With Sam Ponder, War Shih Tzu & Dirk Nowitzki's Brother?

Florida State 34, Auburn 31. The BCS went out with style in Pasadena on Monday night. Four scores and three lead changes in the last five minutes – are you kidding me? Your best bet tonight is regular season college...

Jan 7, 2014

Jan 6, 2014

Erin Andrews' Cold Face, Orlando TV Station BCS Fail & Ric Flair Jet Flyin'

  Did you realize that three road teams won on Wild Card Weekend? Did you realize that all three road-winning QBs had previous playoff wins? Did you realize the last time the Bengals won a playoff game was in 1990?...

Jan 4, 2014

Tre Mason Is Auburn's New QB, Sammy Watkins=JFF & Mavs Puker

Did you hear that all four NFL games are sellouts? No blackouts. Did you hear? Did you hear? NO BLACKOUT! Holy shit, how about driving that down my throat a little more. Like I give a shit if someone in...

Jan 3, 2014

Katherine Webb Sugar Bowl Roundup, Floyd Bets $50k & Boomer Eye Patch

  So that was a fun Sugar Bowl. Remember how you were told that Alabama’s defense was the nation’s best and would dominate Oklahoma? Embarrass them? How about giving up 348 passing yards to a freshman quarterback. Dominance. I’ve been...

Jan 2, 2014

ESPN Did Show Lindsey Duke, UCF Drill Team Dude & Don Cherry's Suit

I woke up this morning to about 5 inches of snow blowing all over the fucking place and a Twitter timeline that told me ESPN finally showed Lindsey Duke at the end of the Fiesta Bowl. Of course I bailed,...

Jan 1, 2014

Kevin Sumlin's Knuckle, NYE Boob Grab, NYE Middle Finger & $70 Parking

  And here we go with 2014. Manziel goes out of 2013 with a performance that has the Cleveland Browns salivating. Did you see the play where he jumped on the backs of his linemen, bounced off, maintained his balance...