Happy Easter. Now, do me a huge favor and don’t sit on your ass all day watching the NBA. It’s 4/20. Go outside, get some fresh air, load a bong, listen to the birds, maybe some Cypress Hill and...
Pace yourself – the NBA Playoffs start today. The NBA Finals won’t start until June 5. Look at your calendar. Find a hobby until May 30. Moving along. This is craziness from @ESPNStatsInfo: The Angels have now won 10...
Kudos to all of you who are sitting through first round NHL playoff games, especially last night’s 3OT Blackhawks-Blues game. I passed out at 11:15 EST. The game didn’t end until around 12:30 a.m. And yet people bitch about playoff...
Kudos to the kids above for kicking the Chicago Cubs when they’re down. Typical Yankees kid move. By now you guys know I can’t stand the NBA for a variety of reasons. Add a new reason to the list....
Of course last night was a complete waste of time in the sports world, until Johnny Manziel saved the day by showing up to the Mariners-Rangers game with some 10 with her boobs hanging out. This guy is a...
“Everyone say INSTAGRAM!” Nick Saban had the perfect height to be a gymnast. He definitely missed his calling. If you have a chance today, read the July 2013 story in the NY Times about Jeff Bauman, a Boston Marathon...
I can’t wait to see the Masters TV ratings. We’re talking a total disaster for golf right now. Jordan Spieth is a nice story. Yeah, the guy is young and competing for a major championship, but it’s against Bubba...
Has your wife/girlfriend been bitching about yard work or finishing a project you’ve been working on? Get that shit done this weekend. This is a completely worthless weekend for sports. Did you look at the Masters leaderboard? It’s Bubba Watson...
Coachella starts tonight. You can watch performances throughout the weekend on YouTube. Not really down with dealing with fake California douches at music festivals? This is the best way to experience the performances and not deal with the insufferable...
Hello friends. A tradition unlike any other. John Daly selling his gear in a Hooters parking lot. $1.50 egg salad sandwiches. No Tiger Woods. Watch live Masters coverage at work right here....
Congrats to the UConn women for a perfect season that nobody even cares about. $100 says SI won’t put you on the cover. Now we can get down to business at The Masters. Today is when John Daly usually...
Thanks to the NCAA & CBS for making me stay up until about 11:45 to catch One Shining Moment. Complete bullshit from CBS. Congrats to those underdog UConn Huskies for coming out of nowhere to win the national championship....