Morning Twitpics - page 150

Apr 20, 2014

LSU Gettin' It In, Paulina Does Cabo With DJ & Matt Stafford Wedding Hair

  Happy Easter. Now, do me a huge favor and don’t sit on your ass all day watching the NBA. It’s 4/20. Go outside, get some fresh air, load a bong, listen to the birds, maybe some Cypress Hill and...

Apr 19, 2014

Blue Jays 'I Love BJs Shirts', Sydney Leroux Tats & Bartman At O's Game

  Pace yourself – the NBA Playoffs start today. The NBA Finals won’t start until June 5. Look at your calendar. Find a hobby until May 30. Moving along. This is craziness from @ESPNStatsInfo: The Angels have now won 10...

Apr 18, 2014

Mike Tyson's First Pitch, Sharks Playoff Hair & Bruins Ice Girl Playoff Beards

Kudos to all of you who are sitting through first round NHL playoff games, especially last night’s 3OT Blackhawks-Blues game. I passed out at 11:15 EST. The game didn’t end until around 12:30 a.m. And yet people bitch about playoff...

2014 Texans Cheerleaders, Kids Trash Cubs & D-backs Foot Fetish

  Kudos to the kids above for kicking the Chicago Cubs when they’re down. Typical Yankees kid move. By now you guys know I can’t stand the NBA for a variety of reasons. Add a new reason to the list....

Apr 17, 2014

Kenny Powers Reds Fan, Brewers Boobs & UK Fan Robs Bank

  Of course last night was a complete waste of time in the sports world, until Johnny Manziel saved the day by showing up to the Mariners-Rangers game with some 10 with her boobs hanging out. This guy is a...

Apr 16, 2014

Miley Cyrus – Ohio State Fan, Bama Fans At Raw & Charger Girls Twins

  “Everyone say INSTAGRAM!” Nick Saban had the perfect height to be a gymnast. He definitely missed his calling. If you have a chance today, read the July 2013 story in the NY Times about Jeff Bauman, a Boston Marathon...

Apr 15, 2014

Apr 14, 2014

Cowboys Cheerleaders At Dunkin Donuts, 2014 Charger Girls & Bryce Harper Dips

  I can’t wait to see the Masters TV ratings. We’re talking a total disaster for golf right now. Jordan Spieth is a nice story. Yeah, the guy is young and competing for a major championship, but it’s against Bubba...

Apr 12, 2014

McCarron Shopping At Target, Cowboys Cheerleaders At Mall & M's Superfan

Has your wife/girlfriend been bitching about yard work or finishing a project you’ve been working on? Get that shit done this weekend. This is a completely worthless weekend for sports. Did you look at the Masters leaderboard? It’s Bubba Watson...

Apr 11, 2014

Jets Select 2014 Cheerleaders, Penny Hardaway Sighting & OSU Fan Robs Bank

  Coachella starts tonight. You can watch performances throughout the weekend on YouTube. Not really down with dealing with fake California douches at music festivals? This is the best way to experience the performances and not deal with the insufferable...

Apr 10, 2014

More Of Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Fittings, Wozniacki Pink Hair & Daly At Augusta

Hello friends. A tradition unlike any other. John Daly selling his gear in a Hooters parking lot. $1.50 egg salad sandwiches. No Tiger Woods. Watch live Masters coverage at work right here....

Apr 9, 2014

More Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Fittings, ESPN Legs & Fat Chris Berman

  Congrats to the UConn women for a perfect season that nobody even cares about. $100 says SI won’t put you on the cover. Now we can get down to business at The Masters. Today is when John Daly usually...

Apr 8, 2014

Kentucky Wins National Championship, Go Yukon! & Baseball Boobs

  Thanks to the NCAA & CBS for making me stay up until about 11:45 to catch One Shining Moment. Complete bullshit from CBS. Congrats to those underdog UConn Huskies for coming out of nowhere to win the national championship....