Has your wife/girlfriend been bitching about yard work or finishing a project you’ve been working on? Get that shit done this weekend. This is a completely worthless weekend for sports. Did you look at the Masters leaderboard? It’s Bubba Watson vs. a bunch of foreigners. Southern golf nerds will gush over Bubba, but besides his pink driver and the possibility of him crying like a baby after winning a green jacket, this guy is pretty boring.
And he doesn’t have a rival. Bubba vs. Rory? Bubba vs. Adam Scott? Bubba vs. Dufner? Dufner missed the cut with a +10.
So get off your ass, get your work done by 6 EST Sunday night and you’ll be good to see the final couple holes of the tournament.
How about this from @RJinVegas:
Poker pro Phil Ivey beat Borgata (Atlantic City) for $9.6 million – casino suing to get money back