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Congrats to the UConn women for a perfect season that nobody even cares about. $100 says SI won’t put you on the cover.

Now we can get down to business at The Masters. Today is when John Daly usually starts selling shirts out of his RV parked in the Hooters parking lot. It’s also Par 3 day. The flowers are bloomed. The grass is perfect. Spring is here.

And my goddamn furnace is running.

Chew on this, NBA fan. From @ESPNStatsInfo:

Heat 0-3 v Nets this yr, play tonight (last night). Only 3 teams in NBA history won title after being swept 4-0 or worse in reg-seas series

Heat are now 0-4 against the Nets.