Morning Twitpics - page 137

Oct 21, 2014

Greg Oden Partying Before Trial, Karl Malone Cooking Lunch & Auburn Bust A Nut Truck

  F1 on the Vegas Strip It appears this is actually going to happen. I’m talking a full-blown race down The Strip in F1 cars. I don’t even watch F1 races, but I’d watch this race. Cars blazing past Bill’s...

Oct 20, 2014

Ole Miss Fan Shit Himself, Pervy Baltimore Cop & Mrs. Stafford's New Jersey

  Playoff Probability The Denver Broncos now have the highest probability of winning the Super Bowl at 13%. Four teams have all but clinched their playoff spot: Denver (85%), Arizona (80%), Dallas (84%) and Indianapolis (84%). The big loser this...

Oct 18, 2014

Finebaum Drinking A Beer At Dinner, 83-82 H.S. Football Game & Terann's Texans Bikini

  Upset Alert Said it yesterday and still feel good on this one…Georgia is in trouble at Arkansas. Classic trap game. Next week is the Cocktail Party and the Dawgs go on the road to face a team who has...

Buster Posey's Wife, Steve Levy At House Party & Kurkjian Partying W/Royals

  Patriots Playoff Probability Pending an injury to Tom, I’m going out on a limb right now and putting the Patriots into the playoffs. The AFC East is in a race with the AFC South for the biggest shitshow division....

Oct 17, 2014

White Lorenzo Cain, Adrian Peterson Wears Cargos & ESPN's Steve Levy Out At The Bar

  World Series in KC Now the Royals sit around and wait for Game 1 — at home — on Tuesday. How would you handle five days off for your team? Let them have three days off to go on...

Oct 16, 2014

FSU Body Paint, Rusty Kuntz Sighting & Royals Fans Go Nuts With Signs

  Gamblers Who Brag About Big Wins… …are usually the guys who’ve lost their asses. Ever gambled? You ever brag on Twitter or Facebook about how you lost your ass? Of course not. Floyd Mayweather never brags about blowing $500k...

Oct 15, 2014

Oct 14, 2014

Charlotte McKinney No Bra Day, Boomer Sooner Cheerleaders & Vermeil's Side Piece

Gruden Lust I warned you guys that Gruden would be fawning over Austin Davis. And then it got all the way to the “He reminds me of a young Drew Brees” stage. AD had an 18.9 QBR rating, threw an...

Oct 13, 2014

How Aaron Murray Proposed, Browns Puker In Action & Mizzou Tug Job

  NFL Playoff Probability The Cardinals, Chargers, Cowboys and Broncos now have a 70%+ probability of making the playoffs. Plan accordingly. The Rams, Jets, Buccaneers, Redskins and Jaguars are all finished for the season. If you’re not on the Cowboys...

Oct 11, 2014

Aaron Murray Got Engaged, Erin Heatherton On DPShow & Miss. State GameDay

  I’m In A Hurry Have a 9-hour drive from NYC to Ohio today so you’re on your own with GameDay signs from Mississippi State. I gave you guys a few here in the Morning Screencaps. Just be prepared for...

Oct 10, 2014

Selter's Ass Invades Penn State, Bukkake Wild Jersey & Ole Miss Limbo

  Colts in the Playoffs I called this. The Colts started 0-2, but the schedule got easier and now they are 4-2 with a 68% probability of making the playoffs. They play in the easiest division and still have games...

Oct 9, 2014

Kim DeJesus Cleaving Harry Caray, Spread Eagle Jersey & Charlotte McKinney Still Trying To Kill Me

  Ohio-PA-NYC I’m back on the road this morning and headed to NYC for a quick work trip. Why not fly? Because I don’t want to get Ebola at LaGuardia. Ever flown into that shithole? You don’t want to touch...

Oct 8, 2014

Musburger Pounding Beer, 18 Year Old Wants Hartline & Malone Kills Buck

  MLB Playoffs You mean I have to sit through another NLCS with the Giants and Cardinals being involved? Best fans in baseball. The passion. The history. The greatness. And Fox has the NLCS so that means you get at...