Kim DeJesus Cleaving Harry Caray, Spread Eagle Jersey & Charlotte McKinney Still Trying To Kill Me

 
Ohio-PA-NYC
I’m back on the road this morning and headed to NYC for a quick work trip. Why not fly? Because I don’t want to get Ebola at LaGuardia. Ever flown into that shithole? You don’t want to touch anything or even think of getting into a cab driven by one of the Africans carrying that shit. No thanks, I’ll drive the 8 hours and try to avoid the virus until jumping on the subway. Then I’m fucked. Anyway, the posts you see today were scheduled so I could travel. You know how many off days I’ve had this year. Less than you.
Bank Robberies
I think cops are going to have a tough time IDing this Omaha, Nebraska suspect.
Numbers fromĀ @ESPNStatsInfo:
Most TD Passes Through 5 Games Colts History Andrew Luck 14 (2014) Peyton Manning 14 (2004) Johnny Unitas 14 (1957)

Musburger Pounding Beer, 18 Year Old Wants Hartline & Malone Kills Buck
Musburger Pounding Beer, 18 Year Old Wants Hartline & Malone Kills Buck