If Mardi Gras floats make you mad… …you probably have never had a joyful day in your life and you haven’t been following along over the last seven years when we’ve published dozens of offending floats. You’ll see a...
College basketball needs to change something Remember when college basketball started to matter by mid-February when there were huge games every Monday night? Last night, Virginia led Pitt 25-15 at halftime in the big game of the night on...
The weather Keep in mind today while you’re bitching at work about how cold it is, there are only 32 days until spring. I totally understand that records are being snapped all over. I understand the cold is supposed...
NBA All-Star Game Festivities… …seem like a good time in New York if you enjoy traffic jams, long lines for the clubs and the joy of sitting in an Escalade as your driver tries to figure out the fastest...
Carmelo & the NBA All-Star Weekend So let me get this straight, Carmelo will take part in the all-star game and then shut it down for the rest of the season? That seems about right for the NBA. And...
I didn’t win the Powerball… …or my ass wouldn’t be up at 6:30 and looking for Morning Screencaps photos. Time to go back to work and grinding away for you guys who pay my bills. The dream of cashing...
$485 million Powerball… …I’ll get $223,036,619.32 after taxes. The big problem seems to be how to disappear for at least 6-8 months until things settle down with family members looking to extort part of the winnings. You know there’s...
Winter can suck it I heard the weather guy say this morning that the sun on Thursday and Friday would help make things fell better, even though the high on Friday is going to be nine. He said something...
Kanye thinks Beck should honor artistry & give Grammy to Bey… …has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Of course Kanye didn’t hammer Sam Smith for ripping off Tom Petty. Now, go try to find a radio...
Brian Williams still has a job because… … LOLOLOLOLOL … I can’t figure out a reason why he still has his job. Now comes an investigation into his reporting during Katrina where he claims he saw bodies floating by...
If you’re not talking about the Saved by the Bell reunion… …on Fallon last night, you hate America and you’re not a real hipster Internet nerd. There are literally hundreds of Internet sites with editors who can’t believe the reunion...
National Signing Day …the day when grown white men across this country lust after high school boys who play football. It’s a sad day. Grown men act like babies when the boys don’t select their school. It’s also the...