NBA All-Star Game Festivities…
…seem like a good time in New York if you enjoy traffic jams, long lines for the clubs and the joy of sitting in an Escalade as your driver tries to figure out the fastest way to Brooklyn for the actual events. I’ll pass. Seems like a giant pain in the ass. The strip clubs will be jammed. It will be impossible to find single bills in the city and hotel rates are out of control. A room tonight at the Intercontinental Times Square is $481. The cheapest ASG ticket on StubHub is $850. Again, I’ll pass. Annnnnnd…it’s going to snow today with wind chills headed to 25-below on Sunday. Sounds like one of the most miserable all-star breaks that I can remember. Enjoy, folks.
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Numbers by @ESPNStatsInfo:
Russell Westbrook: 25.8 PPG, 7.6 APG, 6.3 RPG. Only players in NBA history to avg those for an entire season: LeBron, Jordan, Bird & Big O
