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Nov 26, 2011

The Iron Bowl 2011: Now With 100% More Troll Faces [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Alabama WR Marquis Maze just saw Auburn's punter shank a punt for 18 yards and gave his best "Trollface" ever. The caption should read "U MAD BRO?" Alabama is currently dominating Auburn in the Iron Bowl. Expect to see ALL OF THE SCHAUDENFREUDE. AJ McCarron has already thrown a flea flicker pass. Expect Alabama to unleash the dogs. JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011

Brawl Erupts At Ohio State VS. Michigan Game [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: During what is referred to as "The Game", Ohio State took on Michigan in Ann Arbor. This season Michigan finally put bodies in their seats for this game now that they are actually not absolutely terrible. All of these fans got to witness a some brawl break out between the Ohio State and Michigan players. Michigan fans also dressed up in some crazy attire. You can't blame them, what the hell else is there to do in Michigan?

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Nov 26, 2011

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: Auburn Vs. Alabama [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The Iron Bowl is one of the most intense rivalries in all of College Football. However, ESPN confiscated almost 80% of the Auburn fans signs forcing one guys sign to just read "THIS IS A POSTER". Real creative bro. No Alabama insults were left out including the fact that Alabama can't hit a Field Goal if their lives depended on it. JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011

The Iron Bowl With Lots Of Emphasis On The Tree Murderer [Morning Twitpic]

Someone tell us Harvey Updyke is in Auburn, Alabama today - please. We want YouTube videos sent our way, etc. It's supposed to be rivalry weekend in college football but you have a 'down' Auburn team about to get steamrolled by Alabama who realizes they're about to play LSU for the national championship without even having to play in the SEC Championship game. Then there is OSU-Michigan. Someone keep track of Meyer mentions. Let's get rolling.

Nov 25, 2011

ESPN Sideline Reporter Samantha Steele About To Pass Out [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShfit35: Dennis Erickson, the head coach of The Arizona State University, is not having a great night against the California Bears this Friday night. Vontaze Burflict is here to take your girl, your touchdowns, your Quarterback down, and probably your soul. Zach Maynard is actually making this a game against the Sun Devils as a former basketball player that can run the ball in the end zone when necessary. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011

Backyard Brawl: Now With More Redbull and Coon Hats [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: West Virginia fans flocked to watch their team play against the Panthers. You guessed it, the bro in the uniform is wearing a raccoon piece. Expect every couch in this town to get burned tonight if WVU wins. I'm sure West Virginia will do well after Dana Holgorsen has drank his 8 Red Bulls. Also, if WVU wins, expect Dana to make it to Atlantic City in time to double down on a pair on sixes at a casino tonight. JUMP!

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Nov 25, 2011

Is Honey Badger Blazed In This Profile Shot During LSU-Arkansas? [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Tyrann Matthieu is known for his love of his synthetic weed and taking the ball away from your favorite Quarterback. During the CBS intro, it looks as if Tyrann aka "The Honey Badger" packed a bowl of his favorite synthetic "sticky icky" right before his player picture was taken. Let's see if this affects his performance in the "Battle of the Boot" where LSU takes on Arkansas. JUMP!

Anyone Else See This Hyena Jagoff At The Tulsa-Houston Game? [PHOTO]

So we were just flipping it around this afternoon and realized Tulsa and Houston were gettin' it on in some Conference USA action. Seemed interesting since Case Keenum needs a huge day to keep his Heisman hopes alive. And then Tulsa's kicker popped a 51-yarder and the Fox camera panned right to Hyena and those choppers. Just think of the mouthful of turkey this dude pounded yesterday. Just killed half a bird in three bites. Suck it, Kobayashi. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011

Jason Witten Spooning With Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jason Witten caught a pass from Tony Romo and proceeded to the sidelines where a cheerleader was in his way. Looks as if Witten wasn't just bracing his fall and was trying to grab onto this hot broad. Also, during the National Anthem, A&M fan was more interested in her Twitter account than showing our America some respect during the National Anthem. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011

Detroit Fan Has Double Middle Finger For Nickleback [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jim Schwartz of the Lions is having the worst Thanksgiving ever and probably an aneurism with his turkey. Even his assistants looked as if they may be taken to the nearest Detroit hospital. To add to all of this frustration, Greg Jennings was in Detroit's end zone "Tebowing". If Detroit wasn't a depressing enough place, the Lions have to go ahead and make it worse for all of their fans. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011

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Nov 24, 2011

Swagged The $%^ Out Lions Dodge Caravan Headed To The D [PHOTO]

This shot dropped on Lockerz just 29 minutes ago as Dodge Caravan Lions Bro was just cruising towards his final destination of downtown Detroit where we're just about three hours from kickoff. Just look at that pride. The Passion. The paint job. The use of a piece of junk early 90s American minivan. Fans are already deep frying turkeys and enjoying the nice Thanksgiving heat wave. Something keeps telling us today will be special in the D. Very, very special.

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Nov 24, 2011

Warren Moon Superfan Ashley Ferrara Has Birthday Gift For HOFer [PHOTOS]

You might remember Ashley Ferrara from earlier this football season when she was kind enough to turn in what is now considered amongst Internet observers as the greatest Oklahoma Sooners superfan photoshoot ever. She went from a relative unknown on Twitter with under 1,500 followers to a following just shy of 3,500 today. Last week we were chatting about football with Ashley & learned an interesting fact - she's a huge fan of Warren Moon. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011

Best Georgia Cheerleader Photoshop We’ve Seen In Awhile [Morning Twitpic]

Remember when New Year's Day used to be the greatest football day of the year. We'll just go out on a limb and say the next 48 hours in football will kick the shit out of New Year's Day. Detroit-Green Bay. Nap time during Mia-Dallas. Up all night with S.F. & Baltimore. And throw in Texas-Texas A&M in for commercial breaks. Then, tomorrow, the networks go nuts with at least 7 TV games that are decent & LSU vs. Arkansas. Gobble, gobble. Let's get rolling!

Nov 23, 2011

Alabama Hospital: Is Your Baby Rooting For Alabama Or Auburn? [PHOTO]

In our search for all things obscure related to the Auburn vs. Alabama Iron Bowl we came across a questionnaire from an Alabama hospital that wants new parents to tell them what team their newborn son or daughter is rooting for. Of course we've always heard these hospitals are kooky about this rivalry, but now we get to actually see how kooky. Alabama sports writer Brian App's wife popped out a kid recently & this was waiting for him yesterday. JUMP!

Nov 23, 2011

War Damn Eagle To You Too, Homeboys [Morning Twitpic]

And Iron Bowl week rolls on with Jake and Too Dope as they smoke cigarettes, a couple bongloads and hammer some MD while anticipating a game their parents have driven into their heads since they were old enough to be pulled off the nipple. Meanwhile, here is Montgomery, Alabama resident Oakley Melton (Alabama fan). Dude has been to every Iron Bowl since 1948. His homeboys keep dying off but Oakley keeps rocking on at 84. One day closer. Let's get rolling!

Nov 22, 2011

Ohio U. Bros An ‘O’ Short So They Recruit FUPA Becky

Via Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The students of Ohio University are out in full force with ill planned body painting. Just a guess that 'I' is dating 'O' and 'Becky' only got in on tonight's MAC action because 'Keith' promised her a night out in Athens where it's either a football game or smoking meth in a double-wide. So 'Becky' promptly scrounged up her sweet Jordache jeans and slapped an 'O' on that gut. Who's ready for some MAC screencaps? JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011

Woooooo! Pig Sooey! Whoop His Ass! Another Arkansas Fan Fight! [Video]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: We know this -- they like to get in fights before Arkansas Razorbacks football games. We brought you a one-punch knockout yesterday, but we've got something even better for you today. Not only does the fight last longer, but it features some top-notch commentary from the man behind the camera, including the epic line, "Woo! Pig Sooey! Kick his ass!" For this and more brilliant analysis, we've got the video right here. Check it!

Nov 22, 2011

Brett Favre Just Killing Mule Deer In Colorado During Retirement [PHOTO]

Where was Brett Favre around the time the Houston Texans might have been wanting to give him a call about their QB situation? Oh, just in the middle of nowhere Colorado killing the giant elk you see here. In our ongoing effort to keep track of the Gunslinger for you, we came across this photo of Brett and his kill. 'Tis that time of year when hunters drop wild animals. What else you expect this guy to do during his retirement? Sit at home and text? JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011

26 Best Ohio State Mirror Lake Drunken Photo Moments

So the logical thinking when the Big Ten went to a bye week and forced the Ohio State0-Michigan game to post-Thanksgiving, was that the annual Mirror Lake Jump would include blizzard conditions and frostbite. Um, it's in the low 50s with torrential downpours in Ohio on this lovely November day. Perfect conditions for tonight's swim, a rite of passage for OSU students who think swimming in a cesspool is a good idea. JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011

@XXXBibiJones Goes On Wild NSFW Twitpic Spree For Gronkowski [TWEETS]

@XXXBiBiJones had this to say after Rob Gronkowski went in for one of his two TDs last night against the Chiefs: "loving it! (: @RobGronkowski." And then the now infamous porn star went on a wild NSFW (can't-show-you-because-advertisers-would-go-nuts) photo spree to celebrate Gronk's big night. But we can show you the NSFW after the Busted editors spent the better half of this morning making the Bibi Jones collection SFW. BC has you covered this afternoon. JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011

Bama Fan’s Christmas Decorations Include Hanging Tiger! [Morning Twitpic]

That white sign reads, "I Hate Orange and White." It's Thanksgiving Week, but it's also War Eagle/Roll Tide Week. Yesterday we showed you the rednecks who stole an Alabama Crimson Tide flag and flagpole. Now comes this display in Pinson, Al. How big is the Iron Bowl? Fans are already parking their RVs for this one. However, fans aren't allowed to occupy those RVs until Wednesday. Let's get rolling!

Nov 21, 2011

Introducing The Tom Brady Face [PHOTO]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011

Jerry Sandusky Book On EBay With Creepy “Enjoyed You At Camp” Message

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Just when you think disgraced Jerry Sandusky can't get any creepier, we pull something out of the depths that's makes him just that. The good news -- or bad news depending on your perspective -- is you can own it. We've found a signed copy of Sandusky's book, Touched -- The Jerry Sandusky Story on eBay and wait til you get a load of the hand-written message inside. $120 for this! Check it!

Nov 21, 2011

Look, Would You Idiots Just Get Married Already (It’s On – Again)

Remember last week when BC showed you the numbers proving that Kristin Cavallari banging Cutler - AGAIN - was saving the Bears season? Yeah, well, he's out 6-8 weeks with a broken throwing thumb. Yeah, he needs surgery. OOOPS. Sorry, Bears fan. Kinda jinxed you there didn't we. But there is good news for Cuts-Cavs fans out there. Jay popped the question - AGAIN. Yes, these lovebirds are back on for that dumb wedding plan. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011

23 Greatest NSFW #WhenSkipMeetsTebow Tweets

ESPN is asking for it by promoting the s#$% out of the #WhenSkipMeetsTebow hashtag that is trending worldwide on Twitter this morning. It's expected that Tim Tebow will lose his virginity tomorrow at 11 ET when Skip Bayless finally gets to meet his gay lover in what should be a giant slurp-fest on First Take. Skip haters have called off work. Tebow supporters are staying quiet. You want vulgar, NSFW Tebow-Skip Bayless tweets? We have you covered this morning. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011

The Eli Manning Face & Erin Andrews Gets Baylor Bukkake [Morning Twitpics]

Why is Eli Manning giving us his "Peyton stole my 1989 Griffey Jr. Upper Deck rookie card," face this morning? Well, his Giants had a chance last night to seize control of the NFC East, yet couldn't beat Vince Young. Bad loss, brah. And on the right we have Erin Andrews after a Baylor Bukkake® post-Bears miraculous victory over Oklahoma. The tale of two faces. One giving thanks. One completely lost in his world of childhood memories. Get your ass rolling! Let's go!

Nov 20, 2011

Chicago Bears Take On The Chargers At Soldier Field [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Chargers are visiting the (6-3) Bears at Soldier Field. This game promises to produce many "Cutlerface's". If the Chargers are stupid enough to kick to Devin Hester, expect him to go HAM. Jim Nantz is calling the game so expect to fall asleep by half time. To say Phillip Rivers has been struggling has been an understatement. It's freezing in Chicago so expect to see numerous humorous images. Jump!

Nov 20, 2011

Green Bay Cheeseheads Flock To Lambeau Field For Bucs Game [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers are visiting the (9-0) Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field. The Packers are undefeated and look to be Super Bowl contenders this year. Aaron Rodgers has made packers fans say "Brett who?". The 2010 Super Bowl champions look to have no problems with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that rank 31st in total defense in NFL. JUMP!

Nov 19, 2011

Florida State Vs. Virginia [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Virginia traveled to Tallahassee to take on the Florida State Seminoles. FSU started 2011 as the #5 team in the nation but have failed to live up to expectations. Virginia is doing surprisingly well and the coach inspired his team by almost losing his life after being shot by a robber. FSU should win this game handily if they aren't looking forward to next week's game against Florida. JUMP!

Nov 19, 2011

Name This Chesty Ohio State MILF – NOW! [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Penn State is visiting Ohio State in the Horseshoe today at 3:30 EST. Penn State is looking to avenge their loss to Nebraska last week and also try and take their minds off the horrendous Sandusky scandal. This game has been poorly dubbed the "Tats versus Tots" game by some sports writers. I will be disappointed if I don't see an Ohio State fan holding a sign that says "Hide yo kids. Hide Yo Wife". JUMP!

Nov 19, 2011

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: SMU Vs. Houston [PHOTOS]

It's the first time ESPN GameDay has ever visited the University of Houston campus and you're only getting this visit because of your prolific QB Case Keenum (stats). What you need to know: Keenum is now the FBS all-time total offense leader. He has an amazing 37 TD to 3 INT ratio this season and threw 9 TDs in one game against lowly Rice. In other words, expect lots of Keenum > Luck signs and even that 'shocker' that has made it to the front of the crowd. JUMP!

Nov 19, 2011

Iowa State Also Beats Oklahoma State In Last Night’s Hair-Off [Morning Twitpics]

Wow, what a game last night in Ames, Iowa where ESPN documented Iowa State's first victory - EVER - over a #2 ranked team. You know what we hate this morning? We hate Alabama fan's reaction in this Tuscaloosa bar. You assholes had your chance a couple weeks ago and couldn't score a TD at home against LSU. You also couldn't make a FG. But, you'll eventually get your BCS shot because the rest of college football can't get its shit together. Anyway, let's get rolling.

Nov 18, 2011

Odds Jay Cutler’s Chick Gave It Up To Soldiers At Marine Ball? [PHOTOS]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Who knew Kristin Cavallari had any redeeming qualities? Not us. But hell, we're men, so we can admit when we made a mistake. As it turns out, KCav does have some redeeming qualities that aren't her ass. She went to the Marine Corps Ball last night with Lance Cpl. Jonathan Burkett. That kicks ass. Her man, Jay Cutler, even took the time to give a shout out to Burkett and if that dick can do it, so can we. Your 15 minutes start now, but we'll salute you for every one of them. Here's to Burkett, KCav and our armed forces. Semper Fi, bitches!

Nov 18, 2011

Occupy Jerry Sandusky Movement Gets Started In NYC [PHOTO]

Sarah Palin has said she would have no problem bringing the rope to a hanging of Jerry Sandusky (even though he's still innocent). Now we have Howard Stern bringing a voice of reason to this case. "They should cut his b**** off, I mean, what are you going to do with a guy like that? This is the real stuff that sickens me and should sicken all Americans." Meanwhile, this morning someone either punched or kicked in a window at Sandusky's house. OCCUPY SANDUSKY!

Nov 18, 2011

23 Greatest Tim Tebow F-Bomb Tweets After ‘The Drive’

In the old days of NASCAR you could tell who won on Sunday by what cars were selling on Monday. It's 2011 and we know how Tim Tebow won last night. You hear that cash register in Denver, Tampa, Colorado Springs, New York City? Yeah, that would be Baby Jesus jerseys flying off the rack. We also know that Tebow's street cred is skyrocketing by the number of black guys who've been converted. Folks, this phenomenon is just beginning. The Lord is 4-1. JUMP!

Nov 18, 2011

Baby Jesus Sinks Sexy Rexy With 95-Yard ‘Drive’ [Morning Twitpic]

Ian O'Connor writes this morning for ESPN.com: This is the same quarterback neither Elway nor the head coach, John Fox, seemed to want around. This is the same quarterback Fox said would be "screwed" if he had to run a conventional offense. How exactly does Tim Tebow go about his night after a 95-yard game-winning drive against the formidable Jets? Does he just go home & read the Bible? Does he call a few chicks over for lemonade? Yes, we're intrigued.