Need more proof Ryan Leaf is a pill-popping junkie with an Oxy addiction? The guy was arrested Friday on drug, theft & burglary charges. Guess who was arrested yesterday on nearly identical charges? Yep, the former #1 draft pick of the San Diego Chargers. He posted bail on the first charge and went hunting for some pills, according to police. At least he's in jail today awaiting a court appearance. JUMP!
Sorry jersey chasers, dreamy Broncos WR Eric Decker will soon be off the market thanks to his weekend Vegas engagement to country singer Jessica James. Is Vegas the most unromantic engagement locale in engagement history? It's debatable. What's not debatable is the insanity of the couple's engagement photo with James in a bikini. It's so insane, look at that bro in the background just dumbstruck over the insanity. INSANE. JUMP!
Look, can we all just stop it with the "Oh, I think Ryan Leaf has his life on the right track," bullsh*t. The guy is a pain med junkie who got a book deal in 2011 & suddenly he was welcomed back into the sports world with open arms. Dude was arrested - again - yesterday on drug, theft & burglary charges. Let's just say there's a high probability he's going to jail this time. In Final Four news, take Kentucky & give Louisville the 8.5; take Kansas and the 2.5. Let's get rolling!
You know what hoodrat homeboys are going to be killing each other over this summer in D.C.? Hell yes, RGIII gear. As a matter of fact, we've set a Google News alert for 'Robert Griffin Police.' Not that RGIII is going to be in trouble with the law. Dude is like a friggin' saint. From a merchandising play, this guy is going to be a stud. Looks good on an airbrushed shirt. Has his head on straight. Can run like Vick. Full shot of this beautiful shirt - JUMP!
We've officially entered the next stage of the Lingerie Football League becoming a legitimate sports entity thanks to Mark Rypien's spray tanned daughter, Angela. Word dropped today via her Facebook account that Angela is taking her lingerie & football talents to the Baltimore Charm. Like Curt Flood gaining free agency & Lebron James holding faux press conferences, there are major sports moments when it comes to contracts. This is one of them. JUMP!
Sarah Jones is allegedly at it again. The Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader who first became noteworthy for suing a gossip site for posting unflattering pictures of her along with the rumor she had STDs has now been indicted for allegedly having sex with a minor. In this case, a former student. Jones was a high school English teacher until last November. She was the Ben-Gals team captain last time we checked. JUMP!
The big news in Texas today is that convicted killer Jesse Joe Hernandez was executed last night for the 2001 beating death of 10-month-old baby. According to the AP reporter, "Jesse Joe Hernandez smiled and laughed at times before receiving a lethal injection for the slaying of Karlos Borja 11 years ago." But it was what came during his final words that has the Internet buzzing. Hernandez took the chance to support his team one more time. JUMP!
Just giving ladies planning to be at the Playboy Mansion this weekend a heads up on why you're in town. Um, because there will be a big group of horny NFL bros running around. It's Playboy Golf Finals weekend! Gronk is bringing in Team Jizz Blaster: Dan Gronkowski, Chris Gronkowski, Dane Fletcher, Dean Muhtadi. It's like the Rat Pack of Meatheads invading some golf course to chase tail. JUMP!
Former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw was a cowboy. Who knew? The Hall of Famer is putting his gigantic Oklahoma ranch on the market, where you can breed the hell out of some horses, for just under $10 million. It's probably totally worth it if you're into impregnating horses and crap like that. In addition to the home, there are three barns that sit on more acres than you can shake a stick it! JUMP!
We thought it would be a good idea to let Packers fan bitch about the Cowboys and Giants opening the 2012 NFL season, a tradition that usually finds the past two Super Bowl champions facing each other. You know what gets a Packers fan pissed off? The Cowboys. A team that has one playoff victory in the Tony Romo era. Kinda gave Monty the floor on this one and let him go nuts. Remember, BC remains neutral & just wants to see you morons fight one another. JUMP!
Um, what can we really say about what Kurt Warner is facing at the dinner table this evening. First of all, when did Brenda pop out twins? Totally missed that one. Second, this is why guys like Warner and Favre try to drain every last ounce of football out of their bodies before calling it a career. It keeps them busy. Can you imagine the ass kicking Warner had in mind when he heard some bro was rewarded with one of his twins - for a birthday gift. (via @kurt13warner)
Of course USC isn't going to be pleased when football officials hear about this photo of their prized defensive recruit Leonard Williams holding an AK-47. Considered one of the top defensive ends in the country, Williams made official visits to Florida, Florida Sate, USC, Auburn and Miami. Of course this was a big 'get' for the Lane Kiffin regime. Everyone can relax, it's a fake gun. Maybe Leonard wants to be in action movies. JUMP!
Get a good look at these 2011 Oklahoma State Big 12 rings because in five years they'll be for sale on eBay. The players got their rings yesterday and wasted little time tweeting photos of this obnoxious ego candy. Look, we understand you have to reward student-athletes with something they can eventually pawn when their careers are over and they need to pay off a car. But this 'thing' is ridiculous. And guess what it reads on the side? JUMP!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
The final straggler photos from the Gronk South Padre Fiesta came in over the weekend & we're told by tipsters that this is the Jizz Blaster doing work on thick thighs at one of South Padre's bars. Of course we've been taking plenty of sh*t over the last week for our Gronk coverage. Look, there is something very black & white you morons need to realize - we love this guy. Of course he's a pageview generator. Of course he parties. We love it. Repeat, love it! JUMP!
In case you were already at the bar Friday afternoon and didn't hear, NFL Network dropped the hammer on Warren Sapp for his Twitter snitch comments towards Jeremy Shockey. The network, which claims it is totally autonomous from the NFL, says its executives had words with Sapp regarding breaking news and that he's not a reporter. But, according to our friends at SportsRantz.com, there was another punishment that you might not realize. JUMP!
"Yeah, Gronk, what's the most broads you've banged in one Fiesta?" Or, "Uh, yeah, hey bro. Big fan. You ever crush two broads and bonged three beers at the same time?" What about, "Gronk, how do you tell fat broads it's time to go after you've banged them in the shower on spring break?" Get your questions together, Rhode Island meatheads. Your hero is coming to the Kingston campus to give an actual speech. Not kidding. $7. JUMP!
Get used to it, fellas. This is the future of Skip Bayless on ESPN. Let us recap this press conference for you guys who are at work: I'm here to be a great teammate. I have a great relationship with Rex Ryan. Rex has the same agent as I do. I'm excited to be a Jet. I think it's going to be alot of fun. This is a blessing for me. It's going to be a great opportunity.
Nothing good can come out of this, right? Eagles WR Riley Cooper tweeted this afternoon: Selling my Escalade Ext 2010 with 11,000 miles. Let me know if anyone is interested(.) Maybe Cooper is just a trustworthy guy who really knows the sincerity of his 35,500 followers. Maybe this is some sort of secret code to pick up broads this evening. Who knows. But since he's asking, get your asses over to Cooper's Car Lot. If you test drive let us know how it rides. (@RileyCooper_14)
Fast Company senior editor @heyfeifer tweeted last night: Spotted last night at the Nets game: the first homemade
#Tebow #Jets uniform. How unfortunate for everyone. Normally 89 would be Jerricho Cothery, but he's not the most important wildcat/special teams player to ever be traded in NFL history. Do you have photos of other Tebow Jets jerseys in the wild? We want to see: email@example.com
Our old friends at Rick's Cabaret have once again proven they know how to attract NFL free agents to the Big Apple. It just takes some legs, heels, stripper poles and promises to Tim Tebow to give him his first NYC lap dance. Marketing genius Lonnie Hanover sent word early this morning that the ladies had mixed emotions over news that Tebow would be bringing his Bible Big Top with him to Gotham. Can he possibly turn down this offer? JUMP!
Jeremy Shockey, an NFL free agent, isn't letting Warren Sapp forget that he works for the NFL and his comments aren't helping his case to find an employer for the 2012 season. In a phone conversation this afternoon, Shockey tells BC that Sapp "needs to retract and apologize" for saying the NFL vet was the Saints bounty whistleblower. We also have texts that add context to the Sean Payton-Shockey relationship. JUMP!
No need for lie detector tests. No need for any more death threats from Saints fans towards Jeremy Shockey. Whose word would you take when it comes to the Saints Snitch Saga? Sean Payton or Warren Sapp? Looks like we've got ourselves a giant pile of balls right in Sapp's face thanks to a text message exchange Shockey has now revealed between himself and Payton. JUMP!
BC operatives chatted with Jeremy Shockey this morning, less than 24-hours after the Snitch Saga, and of course we wanted to know about the photo of a young lass on a 1969 Charger that was uploaded very early this morning. Yes, the car is his. Shockey tells us the photo was taken yesterday. Her name: Brittany Mennes-Cazoneri. She's a runway model who's in Miami for the fashion season. As for Snitch Saga, something tells us you haven't heard the last from @JeremyShockey.
And the @AdarnSchefter account strikes again. It's all so damn confusing! Fake accounts! Tebow to Jags! Tebow to Jets! How a fake account with only 85 followers can troll so damn hard is amazing. Remember, all it takes are a few RT's and the run is on. You've been warned. Adarn is on the loose. How about this synergy between SportsCenter and its stud NFL reporter. Solid. In NBA news, how about the return of Linsanity. Knicks win again! Let's get rolling!
Our sources on the Bayou tell us that Rex Ryan is in Baton Rouge on the night when Tim Tebow chose his team as a prom date. What's Rex doing in Baton Rouge? Tomorrow is LSU's Pro Day. But what about hugging it out with Tebow tomorrow at Jets HQ? Yeah, probably not going to happen. As you can see, the locals were impressed with Rex sitting down for a meal. Tipsters say he might be drinking at Walk-ons. Get your ass moving - here's a map!
What did you guys expect from Gronk when it's like 90-degrees, there's beer to be pounded and young broads that need to be impressed? Again, he's 22. Forget the fact that he has two NFL seasons behind him. The Jizz Blaster is on Spring Break, dammit. So the beer bong photos are starting to roll in from South Padre. Maybe you remember Meat earlier this morning nearly passed out in a golf cart and eating pizza. The Gronk HAM Tour is going just fine.
The news of Tim Tebow being traded to the NY Jets isn't being digested very well by fans who know this guy is nothing more than a media circus and one of the worst throwing QBs in NFL history. The NY media is out of control. The fans are pissed. Twitter is revolting. F-bombs being dropped at the craziest pace in Twitter history for a single figure. Guys, we're talking about Baby Jesus walking into a powder keg. Let the f-bombs fly! JUMP!
TIM TEBOW TO JETS! TIM TEBOW TO JETS FOR 4TH ROUNDER! TIM TEBOW TO JETS! TIM TEBOW TO JETS! BABY JESUS TO THE MEADOWLANDS! TIM TEBOW TO NY MEDIA! TIM TEBOW TO NY/NJ! TIM TEBOW! TIMSANITY! TEBOW AND REX RYAN! TEBOW AND SANTONIO HOLMES! TEBOW AND MARK SANCHEZ! TEBOW RUNNING WILDCAT! TEBOW ON MADISON AVE!
Guess that relationship with Taylor Swift fell through for Baby Jesus. Industry sources are talking today about Tim Tebow chasing Glee's Dianna Agron, a 25-year-old actress most of us have never heard of before. The bad news here for Tebow? Dianna might have a boyfriend. Pfft, like that matters these days. We're talking about the new Jacksonville Jaguars QB here, Dianna. Say yes. JUMP!
Did you expect The Gronk to go easy during his second consecutive week of Spring Break? Meathead is going extra HAM on South Padre Island as we speak and BC just can't get enough of this bro. Imagine being 22, the best tight end in the NFL and bros just lining up to party with you. Imagine being allowed behind the bar to mix drinks at some South Padre Island bar. Imagine having the world by the balls. JUMP!
Shannon Richards is furious today at John Elway. Fuming mad. The voluptuous pinup model from Texas and a Tim Tebow supporter isn't taking this Peyton Manning signing with Denver news very well. Our appreciation for everything Shannon Richards goes back to the 2011 World Series when we featured her as a Texas Rangers superfan. Little did we know how much passion she has for Tebow. JUMP!
LOOK, A HEADLESS MANNING BRONCOS JERSEY! JIZZ EVERYWHERE! PHOTOGRAPHERS JUST BLASTING EACH OTHER IN THE RIBS TO GET THE FIRST PHOTO! FIRST! GOT IT FIRST, BITCH! SUCK IT ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS! DENVER POST RULES! WAIT, THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS FOLDED? SUCK IT COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE! AHHHH! Anyway, turn to NFL Network. Peyton takes the stages in a few minutes. (via @xmasape)
Angry at missing out on Peyton Manning. Angry at losing seasons. Angry at their general manager Jeff Ireland. Angry at David Garrard. Angry at housing prices. Angry at the cost of gas. Angry that they don't have girlfriends. Angry because they work 3rd shift. Anything else we're missing as to what Miami Dolphins fan is angry about? Today it all came to a head outside Dolphins' training camp. JUMP!
So a guy with a bad neck has agreed to a 5-year, $96 million contract with the Denver Broncos and it's the biggest news since, well, ever. Peyton Manning is expected to be introduced to the media at 3 p.m. EST. Meanwhile, the Colorado newspapers are busily preparing their Manning puns and the Tebow exit puns. Kudos to the Fort Collins Coloradoan to not waste time, going with this adios to Tebow message above the mast. More newspaper fronts - JUMP!
Now that everyone has digested the big, "Gronk might have hooked up with 16-year-old in Aruba" news dropped yesterday here on BC, let's get to even more Gronk Fiesta nuggets. What would you say if we told you Meathead flew from Aruba to South Padre for another week of spring break? Of course you'd say that there are some broads that should be on notice for like five days of Fiesta(ing). You've been warned. JUMP!