Football - page 166

Dec 15, 2011

Brett Favre Just Hanging At Basketball Game By Himself Tonight? [PHOTO]

We're still efforting the intel from the little gangsta tweeter, @_ButtaMilk8_, who uploaded this shot of Brett Favre at some basketball game. Butta Milk typed about 45 minutes ago: Brett favre in our gym. Yes, the photo is all kinds of grainy but that's the typical Favre formation with the arms crossed and sporting a giant watch. This retirement thing doesn't seem to be going too well. Doesn't have a sports bro to hang with him at games. Kinda sad. Updates to follow.

Dec 15, 2011

An Open Letter To Tim Tebow From Jesus Christ On How To Beat The Patriots

It's now clear that Jesus Christ is on the side of Tim Tebow. No human has ever had so many miracle NFL victories with such little talent as Baby Jesus. You think Steve Young had miracle victories at 25 in the NFL? Pffft. He was getting killed as a Tampa QB. Eh, 5-11 in 1990 & nearly run out of Denver. That was after Super Bowl runs. Today we call on Jesus to coach Tebow throw this Sunday's game against Hoodie & the evil Pats. JUMP!

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Dec 15, 2011

John Clayton Has A Skullet [Morning Twitpic]

So ESPN decided tonight was a good night to throw football guru John Clayton onto a set for the 'NFL Insiders.' There we were drinking in a West Village bar when all of a sudden Clayton was being shown from the profile view. A pair of balls hanging from his chin and that skullet just rocking harder than a soccer mom at a Taylor Swift concert. Clayton was sporting what the kids call a 'skullet' these days. The bald look with the full neck hair. It's for the man who's in denial. Let's get rolling!

Dec 14, 2011

Now There’s A Tim Tebow Beer: Tebrew [Photo]

You say you like beer, Denver Broncos football and that dreamy, stud of a quarterback Tim Tebow? Well, then your dreams just came true! Probably... Bonfire Brewing, a Denver-area microbrewer is about to launch a Tebow-inspired beer called the Tebrew Sunday Sipper. It's really weak for the first three quarters, but has a stout finish every time! You knew wouldn't resist that one, don't you? Check it!

Dec 14, 2011

Here’s Drew Brees’ Creepy Sesame Street Segment [Video]

New Orleans Saints signal caller Drew Brees did the kid-friendly thing and appeared on Sesame Street. We're not kidding. Is it awesome? Pretty much. Brees appears with Elmo to teach us about measuring. Sure, you can measure stuff with a ruler, but did you know you could also measure stuff with a potato? We sure as hell didn't. See, we're still learning too. Thanks Drew! Check out the creepily awesome video right here. Check it!

Dec 14, 2011

Lindsey Vonn Jersey Chasing Tim Tebow Or Robby Tebow?

....counting down the days until the 2012 ESPYs when Tim Tebow and Lindsey Vonn announce that their relationship is on and that they "were just friends for at least 8 months" before taking things to the next level with friendship bracelets and Lindsey getting Tim's letterman jacket. The more we look into Vonn's antics back in November, the more we think she's been up to something with this Tebow character. Does it matter? It does if Baby Jesus helped break up a marriage. JUMP!

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Dec 13, 2011

Miami (OH) Football Equipment Manager Is A Dancing Nut [Video]

Chad really likes to dance, which wouldn't be out of the ordinary if he wasn't the Miami (OH) Redhawks football team's equipment manager. Oh, and if he didn't dance on the field every day while the team is stretching for practice. We're pretty sure there's no music playing, either. Still, dude has some moves. Why he unleashes them when he does is the real question. We've got the video. Have at it!

Terry Bradshaw’s Florida Home Available For $1.4 MM [PHOTOS]

Terry Bradshaw spends all his time in Hollywood, so he doesn't need this dump in Florida. Just kidding. It's not a dump, but he's practically giving it away at $1.4 million. The weird thing is Bradshaw never even bothered to live in it. If you're a golfer and have a lot of money, this just might be the place for you. It's located on a Jack Nicklaus-designed course. We've got all the details and the photos. Check it!

Dec 13, 2011

Gheorghe Muresan Meets Danny Woodhead [PHOTOS]

Danny Woodhead is 5' 7" short. Gheorghe Muresan is 7' 7" tall. The two bros met this week and put to rest what it would look like when Woodhead met Muresan. It looks about like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar meeting Olivia Munn earlier this year. One's tall, the other is short. Of course this becomes a freak show that flies around the Internet because you guys have the thoughts rolling around in your empty brain whether Woodhead could kick Muresan's ass. Full shot - JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011

Will Lindsey Vonn Steal Tim Tebow’s Virginity? [PHOTOS]

Enough of the bullshit, Vonn. We're onto you. You file divorce papers against your hubby in November & by December you are in the Tebow family box eyeballing Baby Jesus, watching him take the Broncos to first place in the AFC West. Will you put your hand on the Bible that you haven't given Tim Tebow a boner over the last 30 days? Will you claim that Tim Tebow hasn't put his throwing hand down your Spyder vest? Is it Christian of you to leave a marriage for Tebow? JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011

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Dec 13, 2011

Tim Tebow Inspiring Horrible Wig Stores To Use Trendy Name [Morning Twitpic]

This place really exists at the Westgate Mall in Amarillo, Texas. Totally checked it out and that's not some sort of Photoshop job (via @garypmoore). Tebowmania sweeping all the way into the black chick wig market. Can't stop him. It's useless to try. In other football news, how bad was last night's game for the gambling community? Even the loser degenerates who never miss a gambling opportunity didn't drop money on it. Get your asses out of bed & rolling!

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Dec 12, 2011

Drug Addict & Ex-QB Todd Marinovich Is A Really Bad Artist [PHOTOS]

Remember former Raiders quarterback Todd Marinovich? Well, if you don't, you're not alone. He was a stud at USC and his father basically raised him with one goal in mind -- you're going to be a pro football quarterback, son! Well, Marinovich was a pro football quarterback for a bit, but now he's something entirely different -- an artist. Unfortunately, he's not a very good artist. That Fine Arts degree from USC had to be good for something, though. Here's your dose of Marinovich art. Check it!

Dec 12, 2011

Patriots’ Cheerleader Brittney-Lynne Stanley Honors Man’s Dying Wish [PHOTOS]

We didn't know Gus Henrickson. Never met him. Never received an email from him. No communication with him. Nothing. But after reading how he died this fall, and his dying wish, Busted Coverage feels like Gun Henrickson is what this site is all about. The passion for hot women was part of his life. The passion for football was in his blood. If blogs would have been invented 45 years ago, Gus would have been a trailblazer. Gus had one final request this fall. This!

Dec 12, 2011

Rookies Bar ‘Home Of The Texans’ Has DJ Yates On Signage [PHOTO]

Bigger insult to TJ Yates: the Bengals comping his family tickets to yesterday's conference clincher just a couple of rows from the top of the stadium or Rookies bar in Woodlands, Texas mistaking him for DJ Yates? Oh, and Rookies bills itself as the Home of the Texans. We're going with the bar. The stupid family should have just moved down 45 rows or so. How the hell does a sign guy destroy the starting QB's name? Massive mistake. Great catch from @MarlOVO5.

Dec 12, 2011

BC Now 1-0 As Part Owner Of Green Bay Packers [Morning Twitpic]

That's right, bitches, we start throwing around money, snapping up shares of the Green Bay Packers and the train just keeps on chugging. And for those of you assholes on Twitter saying we'd get our asses kicked for wearing a #00 OWNER jersey into Lambeau, what do you say about this bro spotted by CBS cameras? In other NFL news, Brian Urlacher is running his mouth about Baby Jesus. A good RB? Dude just worked your ass. C'mon, Bri. Let's get rolling!

Dec 11, 2011

Sunday Night Football: Introducing The Romo Face [PHOTOS]

You've no doubt heard of the Manning Face, well this is the Romo Face. It occurred directly after Tony Romo backed into his end zone and was subsequently sacked. Jessica Simpson is probably responsible for this. New York Giants Running Back Brandon Jacobs also jumped over a Dallas Cowboys' defender and did his best superman impression. DeMarco Murray went down with an injury that looks to have him out for the rest of the season.  JUMP!

Dec 11, 2011

Green Bay Packers “Lambeau Leap” Driving Whities Nuts Like Normal [PHOTOS]

The undefeated Green Bay Packers took on the Oakland Raiders at Lambeau Field today where the Green Bay "cheeseheads" in the crowd did not fail to dress insanely crazy. Packers receiver Brian Taylor got his first reception and also his first "Lambeau Leap". Carson Palmer looked lost against this Green Bay defense and his wide receivers did not exactly help him out  JUMP!

Dec 11, 2011

The Redskins Cheerleaders Sported American Flags On Their Bottoms [PHOTOS]

Rex "Rextacy" Grossman aka the "Sex Cannon" and the Washington Redskins faced off against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Grossman spent most of his time on his back or missing his receivers against the stout New England defense where the sound of booing filled the stadium. Rob Gronkowski made a spectacular catch in which most of the defense thought he was down. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011

Mouthiest Fan At Army-Navy Game: Nice Choppers, Colin [PHOTOS]

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden showed up to watch the Army Navy game. Tracy Wolfson looked like she was freezing on the sidelines and bundled herself up in everything she could find to stay warm. The stadium was packed which will happen when the girls at both of your schools can squat more than your linebackers. One Navy fan was particularly psyched for this game. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011

Jimmy Johnson (Sorta) Falls For Our Trouser Trout Twitter Shenanigans

Before you guys start calling us morons, we mangled trouser on purpose to try to sneak this one on Twitter by Jimmy Johnson this morning, but the ball coach was onto us. Sorta. For those of you who follow Jimmy on Twitter, you know that JJ will pretty much answer everything from his fans. Today was a test of how far Jimmy will go to share his insights with us. How did he fare? Handled our shenanigans like a champ. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011

Philly Lingerie Team Puts 74-0 Ass Kicking On Canada! [Morning Twitpic]

Back in October, 20 women walked away from careers with the Toronto Triumph of the Lingerie Football League. That left only 6 and a few rejects were brought in last night to take on the Philly Passion. Just look at that scoreboard. It was a good 'ol fashioned ass kicking from the U.S. of A. On Maple Leaf turf! Suck it, Canada. Thanks to @NYJSec133 for making the trip and showing us all 50 or 60 fans in the stands. BTW, it's Robert Griffin's day. Let's get rolling!

Dec 9, 2011

Case Keenum’s Wife Cool With Hubby Staring At Erin Andrews’ Ass?

What do I have in common with Case Keenum this morning? We've both brushed up against Erin Andrews and our wives haven't left us. That's right, Mrs. Busted was cool with the BC-EA meeting in Tallahassee this fall. Last night it was Keenum's turn and Kimberly was cool with her award-winning hubby lusting after Pageviews. How do we know? Case tweeted about it. JUMP!

Dec 9, 2011

2011 Best College Football Cheerleader Rack: ASU’s Kristyn [PHOTO]

It's that time of the year when Busted Coverage bucks the norm & hands out sports awards you guys actually care about. Which one of you fools sat through that garbage from ESPN last night. You really care Robert Griffin won the Davey O'Brien Award? Sh!t, that thing will be in a pawn shop within 2-3 years. Might fill the Escalade for a trip from Texas to training camp. Anyway, today we get our yearly BC Awards rolling with Best Cheerleader Rack Of 2011. JUMP!

Dec 9, 2011

Married Teacher Julie Ann Moore Had Halftime Sex With Teen [Cuff ‘Em]

Texas teacher Julie Ann Moore is quite the playa, according to the Texas Rangers who are investigating her for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy. And where did this sex occur? Behind an apartment complex at halftime of a high school football game. That's right, during a week when we learn that a couple teachers were banging in a Ralph Wilson bathroom, this news breaks in Texas. WTF is up with sex and football. Women...always trying to distract our asses. JUMP!

Dec 8, 2011

Little Jags Fan’s Shirt: Make It Blaine On Them Hoes! [VIDEO]

In Florida, they learn them how to make it rain early on... actually, no, that's not the case. This particular kid is going to grow up to be a badass, though. You know why? He's in kindergarten and his class is singing a tribute to new Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan. He's wearing the one shirt that wouldn't get by the censors. It carries a simple message -- Make It Blaine On Them Hoes! Check it!

Dec 8, 2011

Prime Time & Cold Ass Up In This Waffle House, Pittsburgh [PHOTO]

Deion Sanders and his Parisian scarf knot have been parading around Pittsburgh today (NFL Network 8:20 kick) and even stopped into this Waffle House before the sun came up this morning. Said Prime Time: "What time is it? Its Primetime and i am at the House! PITTSBURG [sic] im coming reluctantly because its freezing there." Of course Prime hasn't stopped bitching about the cold ever since. "Y'all pray for Prime! I'm about to go fight this Pittsburgh cold." (via @DeionSanders)

Dec 8, 2011

Erin Andrews Eats Ice Cream Cone With A Spoon? WTF Is That? [Morning Twitpic]

So ESPN is doing its thing this week with the Heisman Trophy contenders. It just happens that Erin Andrews yesterday ran into Trent Richardson at Disney World and had ice cream together. Spooning a double dip? Those of you freaking out over Trent missing class need to relax. Finals are next week. Like this week means anything to a top-5 NFL draft pick. Erin reports on Twitter: "Trent Richardson says he's starstruck!!," upon meeting a certain white girl. Let's get rolling!

Dec 7, 2011

Ex-Eagles Cheerleader Beverly Lynne Now Softcore Porn Star [PHOTOS]

Beverly Lynne Hubscher was just another Pennsylvania girl looking for a way out. Well, after a stint as a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader, she figured she'd found one. Off she went to Hollywood. Fast forward to a few years later and she's doing softcore porn. Now she's Beverly Lynne, the self-professed "Queen of Late Night." We're sure you've seen her work. Here's her story and, you got it -- some photos. Check it!

Dec 7, 2011

Worst Tim Tebow Centaur Tattoo You’ve Ever Seen? [PHOTO]

So this Tim Tebow Time centaur tattoo is floating around today and seems to be legit, even though we have a hard time believing someone would waste flesh on such a sh!tty design. Seriously, you can't even see Tim's face? What kind of garbage tat is that? And how many fingers are on that football? Seven? Now that our emotions are out of the way, this is exactly what we love about the Internet. Dude gets 15 minutes of fame, yet lives with this the rest of his life. (via @angelicaaaap)

Dec 7, 2011

Mike Singletary’s Dainty CA House Getting Cheaper; $3.3 MM [PHOTOS]

Mike Singletary wants out of California bad. We don't blame him. His time as San Francisco 49ers coach was littered with stupidity, both on and off the field. The former Chicago Bear has been trying to unload his Saratoga home since July and the price has just dropped for the third time. Would someone please buy this place already!? If you don't mind the stench of failure, it's actually becoming a pretty good deal. Check it!

Dec 7, 2011

Teacher Jennifer Rotella Having Bathroom Sex At Bills Game – Updated [PHOTO]

Her name is Jennifer Rotella. She's a teacher in Lockport, New York which is outside Buffalo. She was at Sunday's Bills game and happened to be arrested for having sex inside a Ralph Wilson bathroom with a teacher, Michael France, who happens to work in the same school district. France's wife told a local news outlet that her husband was arrested outside a bathroom. Um, honey, we hate to break it to you but your husband was boning Jen in that bathroom. JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011

Fan Stabbed At Ravens-Browns Game Shows Wicked Wounds! [Video]

Cleveland Browns fans are having a crappy season. Their team is 4-8 and all the promise they showed toward the end of last season has faded. Perhaps no Browns fan is having a worse season than Mike Dobriansky, though. Dobriansky went to Sunday's game to watch his team lose to Baltimore and... get stabbed in the bathroom. It wasn't a good day. Here's Mike telling his story and showing his 'wounds.' Check it!

Dec 6, 2011

‘Official’ Florida State Charter Bus Being Unloaded On EBay [PHOTOS]

We were in Tallanasty this fall for some tailgating before the Oklahoma game and we can promise that panties will be dropping if you roll into town in this 1984 charter bus currently for sale on eBay. Why this bus? Because the owner claims it's the 'official' team bus used by "FSU during their first and second nation championships in 04' and 00'." (Just go with it. The eBayer is on a roll. Trust us.) Couple stripper poles & you're in business! JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011

Brady Quinn Is The Biggest Pussy Clipboard Holder – EVER! [Tweet]

Brady Quinn had this to say about 25 minutes ago: "Weekly workout and adjustment with @LorenLandow and Dr.Caldwell! Thanks for keeping me in line!" Bro, cut the bullshit. You get out of bed, figure out what 'cool' shirt to wear that day, jump in the Hummer, go to practice, slam a few pom smoothies and run the scout team. No defender touches you - ever. Then on Sundays you hold a clipboard for Baby Jesus. You make us sick. Sincerely, BC.

Dec 6, 2011

Drunken Matt Leinart Tongue Banging His Friend’s Ear; Plus Herbstreit! [PHOTOS]

Now, before you guys start emailing us "That photo of Matt Leinart muff diving his buddies ear is like 4 years old," just know that it's new to us. And if Matt Leinart tonguing his buddies ear is new to us, it's new to the thousands of loyal BC readers. We have obligations and that includes giving you a photo that includes Leinart, Kirk Herbstreit and Harold Reynolds. Yes, probably one of the craziest drunken pic combos in BC history. JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011

Busted Coverage Now Owns Part Of Green Bay Packers

It brings us great joy to announce to all of you, and the Cincinnati Bengals, that our new football allegiance is with the Green Bay Packers. Are we jumping on the 12-0 bandwagon? Well, you have to after plunking down $250 to buy a share of the team, right? It was somewhere around 9:15 a.m. EST when Busted Coverage became the proud owner of 1 share of the Packers. First order of business: get a cheesehead, right? (Want to buy a share? www.packersowner.com)