The day has finally come and there was no fanfare from the Raiders. We told the world in July about Susie Sanchez and her story of being the first cheerleading grandmother in NFL history. Many emailers thought they'd never see the granny in public and that the Raiders would come to their senses. Nope, this is the real deal. Susie is shaking it and meeting our U.S. Army personnel. She's one of the ladies. Out there to be lusted over by millions of men. And grandma's six pack isn't looking that bad. We're down with GILFs. JUMP!
A cryptic message was sent to us this afternoon from one of our reliable sources on the Bayou. "Picture of one of the guys involved in the LSU fight. I believe his name is Andrew Lowery. I decided not to post because LSU fans have direct access to my house and flamable substances." It's our understanding that this photo had been floating around SEC message boards over the weekend. Meanwhile, Jordan Jefferson still doesn't know who Thomas Jefferson is. JUMP!
Former Bachelor 'contestant' Shawntel Newton uploaded a few photos to her Facebook fan page early this morning. Big deal, right? Um, if you are into gossipy NFL gossip then the photos were reminders that Aaron Rodgers is straight & likes boobs. You see, Shawntel's sister is Destiny. You might remember her via some bikini pics. Anyway, it seems Rodgers had the Newton sisters out to visit Lambeau last week. The talk-sports.net message board soon lit up. JUMP!
It's that time of year when super football dad changes out of his baseball dad khakis and into his jersey/backwards hat/stopwatch/video camera outfit. You know the guy. He's the one who uploads YouTube greatest hits videos of his son with the hope that Bob Stoops is watching. He's the guy who plays Madden with his son and they "talk football" at the dinner table. Meet 27-year-old DeJuan Wells. Dude went nuts Saturday at his son's practice & eventually bit two cops. JUMP!
Before you email us saying this is a fake Joe Namath account, or that the Jets legend was hacked - don't bother. This is the real deal, fellas. Broadway was watching last night's Jets-Bungwads game and kinda live tweeted the festivities. There were tweets on Mark Sanchez's play, the o-line, etc. But then came the oddity of the night. Is there a reason for Joe to comment on Jets' Flight Crew getting soaked? Press release to tell us his account was hacked? It's Monday, let's GO!
Look, fantasy dorks, this is your warning to tread lightly when watching 9-to-12 hours of continuous coverage from ESPN. At first your mind comprehends the numbers, diagrams, John Kruk analyzing a Little League World Series catcher blocking the plate, Darren Woodson pontificating about Tom Brady, followed by Chris McKendry mesmerizing with a new haircut. Then, when you are at your weakest, they slip in Cam Newton's fantasy rushing projections. Poof! You're fooled.
A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!
Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!
So the lovely ladies at our sister site, CollegeCandy, have thrown down the gauntlet with a little challenge called He Said/She Said and they walked into our wheelhouse - football. They want to know why we get up at 9 a.m. on a Saturday to pour over dozens of online 'insiders' telling us who'll cover the spread, followed by two hours of GameDay, which leads to the Noon kickoffs, followed by the 3:30 regional broadcast, which ironically lead right into the 7:30 (EST) ESPN game, which is just an appetizer for the ABC Saturday night game with Brent Musburger tweaking our nipples by uttering "You are looking live..."
It hit us like a ton of bricks, too. Why and how instantly came to mind. Why would Tony Romo volunteer the news that he and 15 buddies went to a West Virginia cabin for his bachelor party? And, how did they come up with a game of hide-n-seek? The story continues to circulate on the Internets and the Twitter crowd has been less than pleasant towards Party Boy. Listen, if the story doesn't involve strippers & throwing midgets off decks, keep it to yourself. Twitter BOMBS! JUMP!
We're still trying to figure out who had this stellar prank pulled on his SUV, but one member of the Indianapolis Colts showed up to Anderson University this morning to this. Not only was the ride filled with thousands of shipping peanuts, but it was also plastic wrapped. Ahh, those training camp pranks. Jason Garrett wouldn't stand for this kind of crap. Same with Jack Del Rio. The NFL will obviously be investigating this hazing. Heads will roll. PHOTOS! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!
Yes, the same ice luge was a must-have for 2010 tailgating and regains its title this year. No, we don’t...
It's the story straight males in this country are talking about. Yahoo! Sports has pretty much brought down the Hurricanes football program with its huge report on cash payments, strippers, yachts and even an abortion for the players. (Knocked up stripper had the abortion.) If you haven't read the report, stop what you're doing and grab a drink. Of course Twitter has gone crazy & all the normal characters have cute tweets. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!
If you thought the Tony Romo Wedding Video was a horrible disgrace to men, you really need to brace yourself for the news of what went down at the guy's bachelor party. Lisp-er, and 24-year-old toolbag, Graham Besinger recently sat down with Romo to dive into his head. There were softly asked questions, a Jimmy Falwell-esque set and Graham seemingly about to break into tears. Then it happens. The moneyshot. Tony explains what he and the boys did in West Virginia. JUMP!
Sports screencapper @Jose3030 was still awake last night for the end of the 3rd quarter of the Jets-Texans game to nab Mark McGwire dude rocking the Brian Cushing jersey. Ironic, eh? As for the game, it ended up as a Matt Leinart vs. Greg McElroy backup struggle with the disgraced former beer bonger getting the worthless victory. In other sports news that caught our attention, Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden are beefing. Keep your eyes on this one, folks. Drugs could fly.
There are three different viewpoints as to Suzy Kolber's Monday Night Football debut tonight at the Texans-Jets game. (1.) The vein is freaky. (2.) What's up with the Latina schoolgirl clothing choice. (3.) Some guys say she's looking good enough to possibly live out their Joe Namath fantasies. Suz is now 47 and headed into the twilight of her career but not before one more run as the lesbian, hot chick sideline reporter. JUMP!
While other individuals that splurged on wedding gifts for Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler got their "Regret to inform you..." cards in the mail, it seems ours was lost for a few days. Anyway, the piece of mail from Carol Stream, Illinois finally arrived and we can put CavCut to bed as another failed relationship. Some of you might remember how Busted Coverage bought the couple a melamine reamer. Sadly it'll be thrown back with the other reamers. JUMP!
Just for the ladies and Jets fanboy out there who has yet to get enough of a shirtless Mark Sanchez, we give you the 2011 GQ photo dumb of your sexy 10-for-15, 147 yards QB. The last time GQ went to the Sanchez well was 2009 and at least he was had Hilary Rhoda hanging on him. Not this time. From the initial photos out of GQ this is a solo Sanchez shoot where you get to see his dehydrated muscles & great hair. JUMP!
Remember back in April when we told you about the NFL's first known Jewish twins cheerleading tandem, the Lewis sisters? Yeah, well they've made their training camp debut. In this year of NFL cheerleading firsts (cheerleading granny), this is our favorite because it brings religion into the mix. First NFL Jesuit twins? No idea. But this is HUGE for the Jewish religion. Thankfully BC reader Scott was at camp the other day and filed this photographic report. Gallery! JUMP!
Guys, we keep telling you that following @heathero14 isn't a yes or no option. Click "FOLLOW," you idiots. Instead you'll waste your life wondering what Jay Mohr thinks about Fed Ex and UPS. Meanwhile, our friend Heather is posting shots - fresh out of the shower - of the diamond cutters in a Romo jersey. Like this #$% doesn't happen every day on the Internet & when it does, it's never the gonzo, mirror kind. JUMP!
There had to be one old coot who just had to bring his cheesehead to the Green Bay Packers ceremony with President Obama. Aaron Rodgers and the boys were in D.C. today for some handshakes, politics and to present the Pres with a jersey. Any highlights? Oh, just Greg Jennings sleeping on one of those fancy couches in a White House hallway. Other than that? Not much to report. Cheesehead stole the show. JUMP!
We're pretty sure the following Craigslist posting offering OchoCinco the opportunity to move in with some guy's parents is a joke. Pretty sure, but stranger things have happened and maybe Ocho would be down with the 1500 sq. ft. basement with "the fastest Internet this side of Cincinnati." You gotta hand it to Patriots fan, they finally have someone with a shred of personality compared to Darth Vader and his sweatshirt. JUMP!
It's that time of year when Busted Coverage unleashes it's photo gathering & college research team on campuses from the Atlantic to the Pacific in search of college cheerleaders. Today we go straight up the USA Today Top 25 poll and peek in at Florida State where, for the first time in a long time, the ladies will be cheering for a high-profile program. Our first subject for '11 is Chelsea. Go crazy, Brent Musberger! JUMP!
Our special agents on the ground in State College shot this photo of Joe Paterno at yesterday's practice where the old coot somehow managed to get his ass onto the practice field. His wing is busted up after the freak practice accident, but it was just a little bump in the road. There he is with his two-deep roster and a personal chauffeur cruising around practice. Meanwhile, his son was running a caption contest. JUMP!
The Indiana football team has a new football coach named Kevin Wilson and this is his first BCS-level head coaching job. Dude is amped to take the Hoosiers from the usual Big Ten doormat to a team at the top of the conference. Good luck, coach. Kevin took time out of his morning today to join the Zakk & Jack (Trudeau) Show. It didn't exactly go very well for either side. Let's just say Kevin wasn't in a mood for joking - JUMP!
Mason Brodine is an undrafted free agent from the University of Nebraska-Kearney. He's fresh out of college, never played on ESPN or in a bowl game. He doesn't even really have a player profile page on Raiders.com. The guy wasn't even allowed at the University of Nebraska Pro Day. Seriously, not allowed to show his skills at the state funded institution. But here he is today on BC showing off his rookie hazing haircut. JUMP!
We now know, thanks to the Realtor listing, that free agent safety Darren Sharper has one of the NFL's coolest Euro couches and a sweet stainless steel pool table. The ex-Saints, Vikings and Packers INT machine has put his Miami Beach condo on the market and little did we know that this guy has the kinda coin to own such a sweet pad. Ocean view? Over 3,000 sq. ft.? This one is for you. Just $4.5mm. JUMP!
Amazingly, yesterday there were only a couple of tweets re: Brett Favre and not even one from Peter King or ESPN. Suddenly the guy isn't being rumored to be in camp with the Dolphins or any NFL team. So imagine our surprise when we found the guy with his arm around a possible high schooler (something...GHS) and wearing a gun-boat exposing greaser shirt while out in public. What's this all about? JUMP!
For those of you who laughed at us for buying Cam Newton's BCS Championship game pants, and emailed us to call us stupid, who's laughing now? About 13 hours ago, Playboy's Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmondson modeled the pants in a shoot that is going to make these pants bigger than life. The photos will become a must-see. Boys will clamor for a poster for their wall. Fathers will oblige. This is big time. JUMP!
Want to know what South Florida's two-deeps look like? Trying to keep track of who Utah has at safety? Interested in how Steve Sarkisian's offense will handle the departure of Jake Locker? Wrong blog. But if you want to see a year-old YouTube video of Auburn chick being egged on to eat this lizard, we're your site. 'C'mon, pound it. Getcha a swig of Dew and bite it in half.' Oh, college football how we love you. JUMP!
Think just because Tim Tebow has been named the 2nd-string QB in Denver the Bible-thumping fans are going to just sit at home and sulk? Not these Tebow fans. Look at how proud they are of those eyeblacks. It's not healthy for the young boy to learn this kind of behavior because by the time he reaches high school his ass is going to get lit up by upperclassmen who need some extra beer money. Good morning, let's go!
You have no idea how big of a smile came across the faces of those in the office today when we first noticed that Jimmy Johnson officially started tweeting at @JimmyJohnson. Why the excitement? Because it has been known for years amongst us sports Internet guys that Jimmy is living an amazing life in the Keys and he's never shy about showing us that life. Now we get to see it on a daily basis. Win. JUMP!
Just getting around to opening a Twitter account and have no idea who you should be following during the upcoming NFL season? BC sent our Twitter researcher, Robert, in search of the 50 NFL player Twitter accounts you need to follow - immediately. (Yes, T.O. is on the list. He'll be back.) Whether it's what they're eating or thinking, you must make these 50 individuals part of your daily life. The list - JUMP!
Look what we have this morning. The Detroit Lions might not have legitimate cheerleaders supporting them, but the organization does have these bros hanging at training camp. Never have understood the blue man, green man or insert your favorite color suit. But in this case it's great to see the Blue Men repping the Lions. Crooked hats. Keys to his rusted out 2001 Chrysler Sebring hanging around the neck. iPhone in the pants. 3rd year community college students. So much fun.
Know how much it costs to overnight 4 BC t-shirts and Cam Newton's BCS game-worn pants to Los Angeles? $74. Most of you remember how Busted Coverage bought Cam's pants from Auburn University back in May. Yeah, well now we're about to put the lovely Jaime Edmondson in those pants as part of our college/NFL football kickoff coverage. Other sites bore your ass to death with stupidity. Not us. JUMP!