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Meet Bowling’s ‘Ginger Assassin’, Senator Herschel Walker, & Alexia From Miami
Happy Monday, everyone. We hope your weekend went better than Xander Schauffele’s meltdown on the No. 16 hole where he recorded a triple-bogey to destroy any chance of a come-from-behind win over Hideki Matsuyama after four birdies in a row....
Florida Man Impersonated Doctor & Drunkenly Injected Botox; Meet Emma From USC
Happy Friday, everyone. We’ve made it through another week and Masters Weekend is here. It doesn’t get much better as we get ready to fully embrace the spring. But let’s not waste any time because tee times started at 8:00...
MLB Star Takes 94MPH Fastball To The Forehead, & Kelsey From Louisiana
We’ve made it, ladies and gentlemen. The Masters officially tees off today at Augusta National with the first round of everyone’s favorite golf tournament. Will Jordan Spieth continues off the momentum he gained last week at the Valero Texas Open?...
Sam Darnold Had Trade Party To Celebrate Leaving Jets & Cameron From Texas
We’ve reached the middle of the week and The Masters are just over 24 hours away. Last night, the Champions Dinner took place with an epic menu while I sat home eating pizza pockets while watching some NBA blowouts. Everyone...
Jared Goff’s Girlfriend Is Now An SI Swimsuit Model & Sussi From Medellin
Good morning, everyone. How are we all feeling after that dud of a national championship game? Baylor jumped out to an early lead and never really looked back, while Gonzaga was overmatched athletically and could not step up on the...
MLB Needs Robot Umps, Lincoln Riley’s Dry Brisket, & Tori From Miami
Happy Monday, everyone. We survived the weekend and March Madness nearly gave everyone a heart attack with the Final Four game between UCLA and Gonzaga and the women’s national championship game between Stanford and Arizona — which Stanford came out...
Lindor Gets Paid, Supreme Court Owns NCAA, & Rachael From Florida
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the first day of a new month. That also means it is April Fool’s, but we don’t have time for any lame jokes — unless it is Michael Strahan letting us all know that...
Big Man Cartwheels, Lindsey Vonn’s Still Got It, & Autumn From FSU
The Final Four is set. Gonzaga continued to steamroll its opponents, while Michigan fell short against the biggest longshot remaining, No. 11 UCLA. The Bruins managed to go from the First Four to the Final Four, but will now have...
Gruesome NHL Injury, Drake Joins New Bandwagon, & Kayla From FSU
Happy Taco Tuesday, everyone. Baylor and Houston punched their tickets to the Final Four on Monday night, and now we will find out the remaining two teams who will be in the national semifinal when the likes of No. 1...
Savage Trevor Bauer, LA Lifeguards Make 6-Figures, & Cristiane From NY
How is everyone doing on the last month of the month? It was a busy weekend in the sports with the UFC crowning a new heavyweight champion, a sloppy final round in the WGC-Dell Match Play, and another wild group...
Return Of Lemon Pepper Lou, Texans Planned To Trade Watson, & Maggie From WVU
We’ve made it to another Friday, ladies and gentlemen. In just over 24 hours, our sports sensories will be overloaded with the return of March Madness and the UFC pay-per-view featuring a heavyweight championship rematch between Stipe Miocic and Francis...
Hilarious March Madness MS Paint Highlights, Bears Get Roasted, & Kayla From FSU
It’s that time of day again. We’re waking up to nicer weather, sports are being injected into our veins with nonstop action on our televisions, and it’s hard to keep up with all of the news. That’s why we are...
