zzzzzzzzzzz….more fucking basketball.. The Heat get to beat up on the Celtics. I might just watch that game to play spot the Heat D-Bag. You know the guy: greased hair, tanned like a leather belt your dad wore for 20...
You get day basketball since it’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Nets-Knicks tips at 2:30 on ESPN; New Orleans-Memphis tips at 5. Hate Ohio State? They play Nebraska at 7 on the Big Ten Network. The Buckeyes have lost...
There are 400 college basketball games to choose from today, the Winter X Games start on ABC and you get the NFLPA Bowl (college seniors) at 6 on ESPN2. Keep an eye on the Oklahoma State-Kansas game at 4...
Alright, give me Clippers at Knicks (7, ESPN) to kickoff my weekend and hope Blake Griffin does something memorable on this NY visit. If you’re jonesing for some golf and live in Minnesota, you can catch the 2nd round of...
Give me Ohio State at Minnesota at 9:30 on ESPN2. Everyone hates Ohio State so it should be fun on Twitter. We also get NBA at 3 EST when the Nets and Hawks play in London. NBATV will have that...
I’m struggling here. Give me the Jazz at Spurs (8 EST, ESPN) so I can see Michelle Beadle’s dad sit courtside and chew on a cigar. I might also watch a little of the Caps-Penguins game on NBCSN just...
Here we go with another shit night of TV. Give me Wisconsin-Indiana on ESPN and the Flyers-Sabres on NBC just to mix shit up a little bit. I might even get a little crazy and watch some Australian Open at...
So I see this morning that the Lions and Browns still don’t have coaches. Still waiting on the Seahawks to lose so they can fight over defensive coordinator Dan Quinn? The Browns are radioactive, according to sources, so expect...
How bad is TV tonight? ESPN2 is showing the UConn-Baylor women’s game. Remember when Monday night was huge for Big East basketball? Just look at the AP Top 25 – it’s miserable. Saint Louis is #18? Colorado is #23? San...
I know you’re all about football today, and I understand. However, keep an eye on Ole Miss at Mississippi State (4 EST, ESPNU). Marshall Henderson…on the road…at hated in-state rival. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Is your wife/girlfriend/mother driving...
Let’s be honest, there isn’t shit on TV tonight. Just go to the bar and get drunk. Chase some poon. Find a one-night stand. Married? In a serious relationship? Heat-Nets at 8 on ESPN. • Erin Andrews bitching at...
Unless you really want to watch the Heat destroy the Knicks at the Garden (8 p.m. EST on TNT), college basketball is your best bet tonight. Twenty-fourth ranked Memphis is at No. 12 Louisville (7 p.m. EST on ESPN), and...