Don’t watch sports tonight. Take a night off. Get some sleep. Get mentally prepared for another four-day basketball binge. Figure out how much money you have to gamble. Take your wife/GF out for a nice quiet dinner. Let her...
I guess all eyes have to be on the Michigan State-Harvard game at 8:40 on TNT. Can the Ivy League totally crush the expert brackets? Is Michigan State ready for the brains of the Harvard basketball team? You also get...
If last night is any indication, you’ll have games on from noon until about 1:30 a.m. so pace yourself today. Can Kentucky get past Kansas State to then scare the shit out of Wichita State? Can Mercer pull off the...
Find TruTV on your guide. You know where TBS and TNT are located. Here is your schedule for today’s games. Do your thing. • Butterface Duke porn star hits NYC strip club • Erin Andrews fills out bracket •...
Keep an eye on the Blues-Blackhawks game on NBCSN. Just a hunch that a drunk Blackhawks fan is going to do something that’s going to go viral. Other than that, just find TruTV for March Madness and get mentally...
Here we go – the NIT and NCAA First Four start tonight at 6:30. ESPN is firing West Virginia-Georgetown at you while TruTV is featuring #16 Albany vs. #16 Mount St. Mary’s. The real action is at 9 when 12-seeds...
You get Cardinals-Red Sox at 1 on ESPN. Other than that you’re left with worthless NBA action. Take a night off, go get drunk on green beer again and get ready for the First Four on Tuesday night. •...
Uh, Ohio State-Michigan at 1:40 on CBS is highly recommended. This could be Aaron Craft’s final Big Ten game. Will he go out scrappy with all out hustle? Of course. Will Michigan counter with Canadian stud Nik Stauskas and...
There are basketball tips from Noon EST all the way until the scheduled 11:30 Pac-12 semi tip. In other words, if you’re a loser who won’t be going out with a woman tonight, this is a good day to order...
College basketball starts at Noon on ESPN with the ACC tournament and won’t end until around 11 p.m. This is a sneaky great bar day because the games get better as we get into the ACC quarterfinals and the...
Day baseball…day college basketball…beers at lunch…skip going back to work after lunch…Big East tournament…Erin Andrews working the Big East tourney…beers after work…more college basketball…you get the idea how today is going to go. • Upton & Verlander Twitter teasing •...
You get four automatic bid games tonight on either ESPN or ESPN2. The Bachelor is over so take the remote from your wife or girlfriend and get back to watching what’s important. • More of Taylor Swift’s legs for you...