Winnie Cooper In Short Shorts, Phillies Fan Trading Tix For Sex & Beadle's Date

There are basketball tips from Noon EST all the way until the scheduled 11:30 Pac-12 semi tip. In other words, if you’re a loser who won’t be going out with a woman tonight, this is a good day to order pizza, get a case of cheap beer, charge your phone and be a complete loser watching college basketball and dicking off on Twitter. You’ll probably want to catch Iowa State-Kansas at 7. That should be a good one.
• Chick is suing Playboy over NSFW golf stunt
• Winnie Cooper in tight short shorts
• Phillies fan wants to trade tix for sex
• Michelle Beadle’s prom date
• Minor league team wants apartments in outfield
• Lamar Odom renting out his house for $17k/mo.
• Elbow Bra of the Day
• Trust Me: FSU’s Kelly Godfrey

Minor League Hockey Hit of the Month

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Sandwich Porn of the Day

McDermott's Grandpa Hitting On Pageviews, Standing 69 & Mike Tice Gear
McDermott's Grandpa Hitting On Pageviews, Standing 69 & Mike Tice Gear