No, you’re not going to watch the women’s basketball game tonight. You’re going to watch the Nets-Heat game because you’re a guy and we won’t be sucked into a Notre Dame-UConn women’s game. Don’t fall for the shit about...
It’s Opening Day at Yankee Stadium and the tears will be streaming for diehard Yankee fans. It’s Jeter’s final Opening Day. John Sterling is going to be a mess. Oh, and UConn-Kentucky at 9 EST. You better get a...
Florida and UConn tip at 6:09 and both games will be on TBS. AGAIN, I REPEAT, THE FINAL FOUR GAMES WILL BE ON TBS. Other than that, I suggest working around the house to get shit done before the...
It’s Opening Day in Chicago for the Cubs so you’ll probably want to keep an eye on that one for angry fans and something to go wrong for that franchise. It’s going to be cold, windy, wet and miserable....
Cardinals-Reds at 12:30? Think that fits into my schedule. I need to see if Billy Hamilton can keep a tight grip on the strikeout lead. I’ll also probably try to catch the NIT Final tonight. SMU and Minnesota are tangling...
Day baseball in Detroit? Yes, please. Your first pitch is at 1 EST. Need some basketball tonight? ESPN has you so covered. They’re giving you Nets at Knicks in another worthless NBA game. Just end the regular season already....
OPENING DAY #4! OPENING DAY #4! OPENING DAY #4! OPENING DAY #4! OPENING DAY #4! OPENING DAY #4! OPENING DAY #4! The Yankees and Astros get it on today in the fourth Opening Day. Schedule your day accordingly to...
OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! BASEBALL STARTED A WEEK AGO! OPENING DAY! BASEBALL STARTED LAST NIGHT. OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY! OPENING DAY!...
Do yourself a favor tonight and watch the last five minutes of the Kentucky-Louisville game. Have both police scanners ready to roll. Do your thing. It should be a simple night for all of us. • Terrell Owens’ wife...
Remember, tonight will feature two games on CBS and two on TBS. It’s also a big baseball day because things get rolling at Noon on ESPN and then you get a 3 p.m. first pitch on WGN. Remember when...
PACERS-HEAT! PACERS-HEAT! PACERS-HEAT! PACERS-HEAT! PACERS-HEAT! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! PACERS-HEAT ON ESPN! • Miley Cyrus in shredded jorts •...
Want to hear TNT announcers reference Phil Jackson 60-70 times tonight? Watch the Knicks-Lakers game at 10:30 EST. Stuck at home today with nothing to do? Braves-Tigers play at 1 on ESPN. You never know when Kate Upton will...