No, you’re not going to watch the women’s basketball game tonight. You’re going to watch the Nets-Heat game because you’re a guy and we won’t be sucked into a Notre Dame-UConn women’s game. Don’t fall for the shit about it being two undefeated teams. Doesn’t matter. I’ll even suggest the Caps-Blues game on NBCSN at 8. Don’t turn it to ESPN at 8 EST.