Guess I’ll watch my Miami Heat beat the Nets tonight and then hit the sack. I’m trying to build up stamina for Thursday’s draft. It’s going to be a grinder of an evening listening to Chris Berman lob softballs...
Say hello to the second round of the NBA playoffs. Tonight you get the Wizards-Pacers on TNT and Clippers-Thunder after that on TNT. I might also mix in some Penguins-Rangers. Let me remind you that these two teams played...
KENTUCKY DERBY! NBA PLAYOFFS! NHL PLAYOFFS! KENTUCKY DERBY! MINT JULEPS! PUKING IN THE INFIELD! PUKING IN THE PARKING LOT! GAME 7s! • Even more Selena Gomez leg for you freaks • Casino boots Ben Affleck for… • Mike Trout...
Ready for more NBA Game 6 action on a Friday night? If you said yes, there’s a good chance you haven’t been laid in 3-4 years and/or you’re married. Get your sorry ass out of the house tonight and...
It’s Game 7 night in the NHL. Rangers-Flyers. Wild-Avalanche. Kings-Sharks. Drama. If you’re unemployed, and bored during the day, you get day baseball. That means the rare 2 EST first pitch for Tigers-Sox on WGN. • Attagirl – Kate...
Get a nap because all eyes will be on L.A. tonight for Warriors-Clippers at 10:30 EST. What will the fan signs say? Will there be some sort of Don Sterling protest? Of course the guy won’t be at the game....
I’ll probably watch my Miami Heat finish off the Bobcats tonight. Oh, and don’t forget Game 6 of Blue Jackets-Penguins in Columbus. Dare I say this is the biggest professional hockey game ever played on Ohio soil? Name one bigger....
Shame on you if your ass sat in front of a TV Saturday afternoon and watched the NBA. Find a goddamn hobby. Take your mom to lunch. Go fishing with your father. Go buy flowers for your girlfriend or...
My Miami Heat get closer to another title tonight at 7 EST on ESPN. Want to see some guys kick the shit out of each other? UFC 172: Jones vs. Teixeira is tonight at 10 on PPV. The UFC...
It’s going to be your normal night of action in April: NBA, NHL playoffs and baseball for the diehards who have nothing better going on. If I’m near a TV, I’ll bite on the Bulls-Wizards game (8 EST, ESPN)...
Unemployed? Your ass gets three day baseball games, including Reds-Pirates at 12:30. Your NBA and NHL playoffs roll along. That means you get Bruins-Red Wings at 8 on NBCSN. I’d also recommend OKC-Memphis at 8 EST on TNT. You...
My plan tonight is to catch my Miami Heat at 7 on TNT. I’ll follow that up with some Mavs-Spurs and try to spot Michelle Beadle’s father chewing on a cigar. I might even try to work in some Blues-Blackhawks...