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Jan 17, 2015

Best Twitter Reactions To Greg Anthony Prostitute Solicitation Arrest

Greg Anthony traveled to Maryland to announce the Michigan St- Maryland Men’s basketball game. Apparently, he had other thoughts on...

Aug 2, 2013

Cardinals Iraq Vet Cheerleader Megan Welter Arrested For Assault [PHOTOS]

Megan Welter was supposed to be the Arizona Cardinals’ feel-good story this pre-season. News broke earlier this week that the...

Jun 14, 2013

Roll Tide! Bama Bank Robbery Rips Off Tuscaloosa Teachers Credit Union

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Jun 5, 2013

LSU Fan Robs Baton Rouge Bank While Wearing ‘You Mad Bro?’ Shirt

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

May 23, 2013

Bama Fan & Aspiring Model Kayla Earl Faked Being Assaulted In Cemetary

Can a white guy from Ohio get a ROOOOOLLLLLL TIIIIDDDDDE? Thank you. Our old friend Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) sent word...

May 17, 2013

Philly Cops Hunting Notre Dame Punk Who Robbed PNC

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

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May 1, 2013

Georgia Cops Arrest Tubby Tennessee Vols Fan For Bank Robbery

Georgia cops only needed less than 24 hours to capture Tubby Tennessee Vols fan, the same punk we were hunting...

Tennessee Vols Fan Wants All The Money Up In This Georgia Bank

Police are hunting this punk Tennessee Vols and Atlanta Braves fan for robbing a Woodstock, GA Regions Bank this morning....

Apr 30, 2013

Bucky The Badger Hat Bank Robber Gets Two Years In Jail

Randall Hubatch, a Wisconsin law school graduate who held up a Madison bank with a toy Star Wars gun while...

Apr 17, 2013

Scumbag Red Sox Fan Robs TD Bank – ON A SUNDAY!

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Apr 15, 2013

Apr 9, 2013

Black Dude Wearing Jeff Gordon Hat & Orioles Shirt Robs Maryland Bank

Where has Cuff ‘Em been? Mothballed. I was just getting bored with the series and Google News changed its search...

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Mar 11, 2013

USC Basketball Players Allegedly Involved In Fight In Spokane, Wash.

USC basketball’s year from hell may have just gotten worse. Police in Spokane, Wash. are investigating a Sunday morning altercation...

Jan 23, 2013

Bama Fan Allegedly Took A Stolen Credit Card Straight To Walmart

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Jan 16, 2013

San Antonio Cops Hunting Texas A&M Fan Who Robbed IBC Bank – SEC! SEC! SEC!

Clayton B. yesterday sent us a dispatch from his iPhone with the following message: “As a horns fan I enjoy...

Jan 2, 2013

USC/Chargers Fan Robbing Wells Fargo Is Final Baseball Cap Robber Of 2012

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Dec 28, 2012

Best Baseball Hat Robbers Of The Year

As you’d expect, New York Yankees hats, once again, led all sports teams in robbery gear during 2012. In 2010,...

Dec 27, 2012

Houston Texans Fan Is Member Of Walmart Theft Gang, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff ‘Em]

Ladies, if you wear NFL gear while being arrested for stealing from a Walmart, we’ll find you. Don’t think we...

Dec 19, 2012

Drew Brees Fan Robs Baton Rouge AutoZone At 5:21 P.M. Like It Ain’t No Thang

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Dec 18, 2012

Well-Groomed Phoenix Suns Fan Wants All The Money Up In This Philly Bank

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Dec 17, 2012

London Fletcher’s Cleveland Family Fights With Browns Fans; 3 Arrested [UPDATE]

Of course London Fletcher’s family was attacked yesterday at Browns Stadium. Who in their right minds wears Redskins gear to...

Dec 15, 2012

Chicago Robbery Hoodrat Identified Via Bears Tattoo On His Hand, Cellphone Photos

Via: A man accused of robbing a South Loop convenience store of two $2 bills early this morning while brandishing...

Dec 13, 2012

Tyrus Thomas’ Wife Gets Stomped In Charlotte Bar Fight

Chris Paul and the L.A. Clippers celebrated a mediocre 100-94 win over the Bobcats with a late night party in...

Dec 13, 2012

Loser Dodgers Fan Sticks Up Arizona Bank, Doesn’t Get Any Cash

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Dec 10, 2012

Purdue Grad Stabs Guy In Bathroom At Chicago Purdue Bar, Is Arrested, Craps Into His Hands, Police Allege

We received an email dispatch from Tarak C. this morning: “Take a look at this article. It seems the arrested...

Dec 7, 2012

Best Bama & Auburn Fans Arrested This Week In Boaz, Alabama

Welcome to our continuing coverage of SEC fans arrested in Alabama. Do you know of a certain SEC fan arrested...

Dec 6, 2012

Giants Fan Beats Up Wife, Shoots At Cops After MNF Loss To Redskins

You know who didn’t handle Monday night’s loss well?┬áRichard Braccia. Braccia, an Ocala, Florida resident, is a huge fan...

Dec 6, 2012

Man Survives Shooting At Florida Party For Eagles-Cowboys Game

25-year-old six-time convicted felon – and Floridian – Gregory Sconiers shot a man in the face, hand, arm and back...

Dec 5, 2012

Browns Fan Wearing Toddler Tassel Hat Wants All The Money Up In This Cash Advance Store

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Dec 4, 2012

California Cops Hunting For 49ers Fan Who Robbed Cupertino CVS

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Nov 9, 2012

Cops Finally Release Amazing Sketch Of St. Louis Cardinals Bank Robber In August Heist [Cuff ‘Em]

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Nov 1, 2012

Can I Get A Roll Tide Up In This Franklin County, Alabama Jail? ROLLLLLL TIDE! [Cuff ‘Em]

Looks like someone is going to miss the LSU game while she’s sitting in jail. Didn’t think you’d get caught,...

Oct 24, 2012

W.V. Freshman Cheerleading Coach Amanda Barker Arrested For Performing Oral On Teen [Cuff ‘Em]

Here we go again, another cheerleading coach taking full advantage of a 16-year-old boy with oral sex. Police say Amanda...

Oct 17, 2012

Pirates Fan & L.A. Kings Fan Team Up For Phoenix Bank Robberies [Cuff ‘Em]

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you...

Oct 12, 2012

Ultimate Insult: Getting Arrested At Football Practice For Slinging Weed [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: An East Central University football player has bonded out of jail after being arrested for allegedly selling drugs on...

Oct 11, 2012

Lard Ass Gang Banger Tried To Abduct 10-Year-Old Soccer Player, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A 425-pound gang member arrested for allegedly trying to kidnap a 10-year-old boy who was on his way to...

Oct 8, 2012

Bears Fan Chris Pettry Road Trips To Jacksonville, Murdered At Bar [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Homicide detectives are investigating a stabbing that took the life of a 42-year-old Illinois man early Sunday morning inside...