Joe Kinsey

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Feb 21, 2014

Team USA Playing For Free Porn, LeBron's Mom's Car & Sydney Leroux Bikini Time!

  I guess you should watch Team USA vs. Canada today at Noon on NBCSN. Then, after the U.S. wins, stay at the bar, get stupid drunk, head home by 7 and sleep until Noon tomorrow. • Team USA playing...

Feb 21, 2014

Sochi Grog, Bosh Looks Thirsty, Parcells At Marlins Camp & ESPN Interns Fired

It figures that just when Bob Ley and LeBron are beefing, The King goes and gets a bloody nose against the Thunder. ESPN went into complete, “Holy shit…get the SportsCenter sidebar loaded with LeBron bloody nose topics,” mode. Just think...

Feb 20, 2014

Toronto Sports Talk Radio Dude Loses It When Canadian Women Win Gold

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Edmonton Oilers React To Canadian Women Winning Gold

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Feb 20, 2014

Anna & Wes Welker Do Some Virgin Islands Lobstering

  Yesterday, we showed you Wes Welker and his Hooters wife Anna partying with fellow Hooters friends and a blow-up doll at the Soggy Dollar Bar in the British Virgin Islands. It looked like a helluva way to forget about...

Feb 20, 2014

Charlie Beljan Lighting A Smoke On Practice Range At Northern Trust Open

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Feb 20, 2014

Feb 20, 2014

Anastasia Ashley Attacks Miami Beach, Roenick's Mansion & Chicken Wing Handles

I guess you’re watching the U.S.-Canada women’s hockey final today. I’ll also assume you’ll be watching Heat-Thunder at 8 on TNT. That should keep all of us busy today. • Surfer Anastasia Ashley’s ass destroys Miami Beach • Must-See: Jeremy...

Feb 20, 2014

Kate Upton Grocery Store Display, Craig Sager In High School & Sochi Blackface

  I’m starting to pay attention to college basketball now that we’re just a couple weeks away from conference tournaments. Syracuse looked terrible against a 6-19 Boston College team. Then I look at the SEC and a couple days ago...

Feb 19, 2014

Justin Verlander Took Kate Upton To Valentine's Dinner In $381,000 Lamborghini

How did Justin Verlander celebrate Valentine’s Day with Kate Upton? A BC tipster spotted the two at Bern’s Steakhouse in Tampa Friday night enjoying the romantic evening. Oh, and Justin took Kate to dinner in the $381,000 Aventador Roadster Lamborghini...

Feb 19, 2014

Rex Ryan Reportedly Wore 'Griswold 00' Blackhawks Jersey To Valentine's Dinner

What would be the most Rex Ryan way of celebrating Valentine’s Day with his swinger wife Michelle? How about reportedly going to a romantic dinner wearing his Chicago Blackhawks “Griswold 00” jersey? Power move. According to spotter @MARYARSENAULT6: JUST ATE...

Feb 19, 2014

Roger Clemens Shows Up To Astros Training Camp In Playing Shape

And he’s back…looking like he could pound a rib & pulled pork platter at Astros training camp (via @JeffBlogwell). We haven’t seen Roger Clemens much over the winter, and from the look of things, he has been working on his...

Feb 19, 2014

Wes Welker, His Wife & A Blow Up Doll On British Virgin Islands Vacation

Wes Welker seems to be taking yet another Super Bowl loss pretty well. He was spotted on Valentine’s Day in the British Virgin Islands with his Miss Hooters International wife, Anna, and a blow up doll (via @kevinkarlson). The couple...