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Mar 7, 2014

Andrew Luck Texting On His Flip Phone

  That looks like my dad trying to use his flip phone. I’m not even kidding. I finally talked him into removing that ridiculous plastic protective cover shit a couple years ago. My dad used to wear the stupid flip...

Mar 7, 2014

Kate Upton In Leather, Taylor Swift In Gym Shorts & T.O.'s Wife Is Pissed

If you have the time today, turn on the Sochi 2014 Winter Paralympic Games at 11 a.m. EST on NBCSN. Follow that up with spring training action at 1, and then watch some World Golf Championship on the Golf Channel....

Mar 7, 2014

Playboy Seahawks Fan, Marlins Cheerleaders & LeBron's Nose

  So the Marlins are pissed because the Red Sox sent a scrub team for a recent spring training game. Does anyone with the Marlins organization stop and think about such a statement? When I think of scumbag organizations, the...

Best Shaq GIFs & Memes For His 42nd Birthday

Want to feel old? Shaq turns 42 today and hasn’t played a game since 2011 with Boston. The guy started his NBA career in ’92-93. Diesel obviously had a hall of fame career on the court, but his off-the-court antics...

Mar 6, 2014

Arianny Celeste In White Is Starting To Grow On Me

First of all, it’s rare to see Arianny Celeste in anything besides a UFC ring girl uniform or a bikini. Extremely rare. It’s like seeing Justin Bieber not wearing a Miami Heat, Lakers, Penguins, Blackhawks or Kings hat. That’s what...

Mar 6, 2014

Brett Favre vs. Bryce Harper Gun-Off

    Today’s a good time to have a little gun-off. You’ve got the new Brett Favre, looking completely ripped at a convention in Orlando vs. Bryce Harper looking like he’s been lifting telephone poles. One guy is a grandfather....

Mar 6, 2014

Mar 6, 2014

Katherine Webb & Girlfriends Bikini Attack A Pool

  It’s officially that time of year when hot chicks start attacking tropical locales because it’s been a miserable winter. Wednesday we watched Sydney Esiason do spring break in Cabo. Today, we get Katherine Webb, Natalie Pack and Letícia Zuloaga...

Mar 6, 2014

Nick Saban Spotted At Ash Wednesday Mass

Joke from @RaginCajunRebel: Ash Wednesday mass: Nick Saban approaches the pulpit, pauses. “Is THIS what we want football to be?” 10 seconds later, a tear slowly wells. Well, we do know that Nick was at Mass last night on the...

Mar 6, 2014

Former 49ers Cheerleader Morgan McLeod Still Around On Survivor

It was close last night on Survivor, but our favorite former 49ers cheerleader, Morgan McLeod, survived another night on the show. Her “Beauty” tribe went to tribal council where there was a tie for elimination between Morgan and the gay...

Mar 6, 2014

Rafa Nadal's Girlfriend In Bikini, Bill Walton Possibly Stoned & Martha Hunt!

Heat at Spurs on TNT has to be the play tonight. Can LeBron score 61 on Pop and the veteran Spurs? Do the Spurs have one more run in them? Is this a preview of the NBA Finals? Will LeBron...

Mar 6, 2014

Strip Club Welcomes Yankees, Tupac At Game & Cricket Nose Picker

So Duke lost on the road to Wake Forest. Yawn. Wake is now 16-14. College basketball is a complete mess. What does that mean? It means there’s no dominant team that’s going to drop 103 on Savannah State in the...

Mar 5, 2014

Vince Young's Broke Ass Spotted Vacationing In Cancun [Update]

Maybe Vince Young won a trip to Cancun, because his broke ass was spotted enjoying the beach life just over a month after filing for bankruptcy. Maybe he figured the only way to get focused on getting an NFL job...