That looks like my dad trying to use his flip phone. I’m not even kidding. I finally talked him into removing that ridiculous plastic protective cover shit a couple years ago. My dad used to wear the stupid flip phone on his waist. I was able to end that, too.
The only difference here is that it seems Andrew Luck actually texts on his flip phone. My dad has no time for that garbage. He’s old school. He’ll just call to say a tornado is headed his way in St. Pete, Florida (like he did yesterday).
It’s not like Luck’s flip phone is some secret. You might remember a year ago when he was outed by Matt Hasselbeck. The phone is still going strong just like my father’s phone. For some reason these things just won’t die.
This is Luck’s phone: