Joe Kinsey

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Apr 12, 2014

Holly Sonders Hits Golf Course With Aflac Duck

  I’ve seen genius marketing campaigns and then I just saw this morning that Aflac hired Golf Channel’s dime Holly Sonders to do a promotional campaign with the @aflacduck. Pure genius. Women are smitten by the duck. Men are smitten...

Apr 12, 2014

Pageviews With Tinkerbell, Minnie Driver Butt Tat & A Masters Pancake

  Are you a complete loser who doesn’t want to leave the house today? The Notre Dame spring game is on NBCSN at noon. ESPN has the Florida spring game at 3 EST. Oh, and NASCAR is on Fox at...

Apr 12, 2014

McCarron Shopping At Target, Cowboys Cheerleaders At Mall & M's Superfan

Has your wife/girlfriend been bitching about yard work or finishing a project you’ve been working on? Get that shit done this weekend. This is a completely worthless weekend for sports. Did you look at the Masters leaderboard? It’s Bubba Watson...

36 Tricked Out & Sports-Themed Golf Carts

  Trying to impress your friends at the lake this summer? Need inspiration for a new golf cart that will attract the ladies? Did you just retire and in desperate need of a project? It’s time to get in on...

Apr 11, 2014

Joe Buck Is Marrying Michelle Beisner Tomorrow

  Are you a loser who thinks you’ll never meet a woman to settle down with? Are you divorced, down on your luck and figure you’ll never get a hot girlfriend again because you’re a loser? If Joe Buck, 44,...

Apr 11, 2014

Peyton Manning On Dolphins Shirt Spotted In India

  Welcome to India where you can get a Peyton Manning Dolphins shirt to wear around on a Friday night. You might remember that in 2012 there was discussion that Manning might join the Dolphins. Of course he squashed that...

Apr 11, 2014

Apr 11, 2014

I Can't Stop Watching Kliff Kingsbury Dance & I'm Not Even Gay

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIvSSCwRdJU?rel=0]   The 2:00 mark is when Kliff gets turnt up while wearing his too turnt up shirt. Someone remind me how this guy is still stuck at Texas Tech....

Apr 11, 2014

Mike Modano Is Selling His Pottery Barn Dallas Mansion – $3.495 Million

  Are you in the market for a Dallas mansion that’s really, really white and elegant? Former Stars stud Mike Modano has just the house for you and it’s fresh to the real estate market. You’ll want to jump all...

Apr 11, 2014

How To Make Pitching Pine Tar

  You’ve seen it on Clay Buchholz’s arm, Jon Lester’s fingers and now on Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda’s hand – pitching pine tar. Buchholz is greased up like he’s been oil wrestling. Lester was using it during the World Series....

Apr 11, 2014

Rihanna Caught At Photoshoot, Frozen Four Riot & Spurrier At Masters

  I guess you should watch more of The Masters at some point today. Oh, and don’t sleep on that Pacers-Heat game at 7:30 on NBATV. That might be a good one.   • Uh, Rihanna caught NSFW at shoot...

Apr 11, 2014

Jets Select 2014 Cheerleaders, Penny Hardaway Sighting & OSU Fan Robs Bank

  Coachella starts tonight. You can watch performances throughout the weekend on YouTube. Not really down with dealing with fake California douches at music festivals? This is the best way to experience the performances and not deal with the insufferable...

Apr 10, 2014

Relax, Michael Pineda Has Rosin/Sunscreen In His Hand

    [protected-iframe id=”befa54ef6d8b5dc7f456855e04d71b7b-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://vine.co/v/M5UFYU0wppV/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   And now Red Sox fans are pissed off because Michael Pineda had a mix of sunscreen and rosin in his hand tonight. I don’t even want to hear Red Sox fans...