Joe Kinsey

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May 3, 2014

The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent & Depraved – A Busted Coverage Tradition

  It has been an annual tradition on Busted Coverage to run our tribute to the Kentucky Derby via the words of Hunter S. Thompson going back to the early days of this site. I think 2008 was the first...

May 3, 2014

Johnny Manziel Should Bring Model Charlotte McKinney To The NFL Draft

And we are now five days out from the NFL Draft. Johnny Manziel will be arriving in New York before Thursday’s extravaganza for the requisite photoshoots with ESPN and the NFL Network. The draft picks will do their normal press...

May 3, 2014

Raptors Fan Who Was Denied A Kiss Gets Redemption

  What happens when you’re denied a kiss during a Raptors playoff game and the camera catches your chick doing the denying? You become a viral sensation and TSN puts you on TV to get redemption. Raptors fan got his...

How To Make A Captain Morgan White Rum Mint Mutiny For The Derby

  Some of you have asked what I’m drinking today for the Kentucky Derby. It just happens that our friends at Captain Morgan sent over a shipment this week with ingredients to make their new Derby drink, the Mint Mutiny....

May 3, 2014

Even More Selena Gomez Leg, Spirit Airlines Trolls Jameis & Sam Ponder WAG Replacement

  KENTUCKY DERBY! NBA PLAYOFFS! NHL PLAYOFFS! KENTUCKY DERBY! MINT JULEPS! PUKING IN THE INFIELD! PUKING IN THE PARKING LOT! GAME 7s! • Even more Selena Gomez leg for you freaks • Casino boots Ben Affleck for… • Mike Trout...

May 3, 2014

Amanda Dufner At Derby Party, Griffey Jr. At Oaks & Tajh Boyd's Ride

    Ahh, Game 7 day in the NBA. That’s right, the first round of the playoffs are about to end. Seriously. The Hawks-Pacers series started on April 19. Not kidding, I looked it up. I will say I’m pissed...

May 3, 2014

May 3, 2014

Blackhawks Chick Double Middle Fingering The Wild

    [protected-iframe id=”022da8ff3691936033215fec62205068-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://vine.co/v/MrTZHWa9e6W/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   It looks like she gets in a few “Fuck yous”. The bad news for Chicago fan: the Wild scored to make it 2-2. The good news for Chicago: Kane scored a...

May 2, 2014

Kate Upton's Vogue June Issue Photos Aren't Too Bad

  Sick of Kate Upton? Too bad. Vogue has released photos from its June issue and Kate Upton looks like she was hosed off with bronzer, told to throw on a yellow bikini and go pull in a dinghy from...

May 2, 2014

Cubs Reliever Fake Jerkin' It In Bullpen

    [protected-iframe id=”bb1eccb1b05238a94483628dd1edd166-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://vine.co/v/MrpUvXvKzH7/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   When you play for the Cubs as a reliever and they make you sit in the freezing ass bullshit bullpen at Wrigley, you do what you need to do to stay...

May 2, 2014

I Love Tom Brady's Kentucky Oaks Hat

  Of course I love Tom Brady’s Kentucky Oaks hat. How can you hate this Amish look from the future hall of famer? You put a beard on that guy and give him a new name (Jebediah?) and his ass...

May 2, 2014

Buy Dwight Freeney's Indiana Mansion & Get Fish Tanks – $2.45 Million

  I have no idea why NFL players, unless you’re Drew Brees, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady ever buy a massive house. The rest of the players should buy 4 bedroom, 3 bath houses for $300k somewhere in Florida. DO ...

May 2, 2014

Johnny Manziel Should Bring Cindy Prado To The NFL Draft

  Cindy Prado says in her Twitter bio that, “I don’t have time to hate people who hate me, cause I’m too busy loving people who love me.” It’s like Johnny Manziel’s dream woman. No time for haters. Time to...