Joe Kinsey

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Oct 22, 2014

Royals Boobs, Sleeping Royals Fans & Pregnant World Series Body Paint

The Royals Are In BIG Trouble According to the Kansas City Star: In the past 15 years, just two teams have won the World Series after losing the opener. There is, however, comforting news for Royals fan. The team lost...

Oct 21, 2014

Nice Moose Rack, Bro

[protected-iframe id=”2b8f471c158068e3eb2963bce002656c-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://vine.co/v/ObYnEAhYL3M/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]     Hey, if moose antlers aren’t going to be banned at Kauffman Stadium, then Royals fans are going to bring racks to the World Series. Some might say the antlers would be something...

Oct 21, 2014

I Can't Stop Listening To The Royals World Series Song 'That's What Speed Do'

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ufP8Zyqao?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0]   It’s a tradition unlike any other. Team makes the World Series, Super Bowl, NBA Finals, etc. Some local musician comes up with the genius idea to make a World Series song. Local radio stations go absolutely nuts...

Dad Pounding A Burger While Hot Tubing With Porn Chick At Lions Tailgate

    I’ve posted a few times over the last couple years about The Tubgaters, a group of Lions fans who hot tub before Lions games at the infamous Eastern Market. The story last year was how porn chicks were...

Oct 21, 2014

Kyrie Irving Bought Boobie Gibson's Suburban House W/Trophy Room — $800k

  Boobie Gibson didn’t have any use for a suburban Cleveland house these days since he’s done playing in the NBA, so it was on the market and Kyrie Irving swooped in for the purchase at $800,000. Gibson paid $1,250,000...

Oct 21, 2014

More Jaguars Stadium Pool Action

[protected-iframe id=”ac5f2389ea52cae452f71b8da913ba24-22577676-23105199″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600″ height=”720″]   The numbers are in and you guys are officially freaking out over Monday’s Best of Jags Pool Booty post. Other blogs (like the douche who runs Terez Owens) are copying the post while we’re...

Oct 21, 2014

Oct 21, 2014

World Series Casual Encounters: Game 1

Here we go with another installment of World Series Craigslist Casual Encounters. You know the rules: Fat people, lonely people, gay dudes, chubby ladies and guys who just can’t get a date the old fashioned way use a sporting event...

Oct 21, 2014

NFL Cheerleaders Of Week 7

  This was bound to happen. The Cowboys cheerleaders have taken back the #1 spot in our NFL Cheerleader Power Rankings from the Texans. That’s what happens when the Cowboys have a home game and the Texans go on the...

Oct 21, 2014

Mississippi State Fan Gets $90 #HailState Tattoo

  Just days after a Bama fan traded his electric guitar for a $300 “Yellow Hammer” tattoo, a Mississippi State fan went out and got himself a $90 #HailState tatoo. Meet James Denton (@jamesdenton1991). He went to Divergent Art in...

Oct 21, 2014

Kate Upton Rookie SI Outtakes, LeBron's OSU Locker & Halloween Cleavage Costumes

Arkansas State vs. Louisiana-Lafayette (ESPN2) at 8 EST sounds like fun. Wait, oh that’s right, the World Series starts tonight on Fox. Coverage starts at 7:30, which means first pitch will be around 8. That means the game won’t be...

Oct 21, 2014

Greg Oden Partying Before Trial, Karl Malone Cooking Lunch & Auburn Bust A Nut Truck

  F1 on the Vegas Strip It appears this is actually going to happen. I’m talking a full-blown race down The Strip in F1 cars. I don’t even watch F1 races, but I’d watch this race. Cars blazing past Bill’s...

Oct 20, 2014

Emailer Wants Me Fired For Notre Dame-FSU Tweet

  That’s all it took to piss off Notre Dame fans who just watched their wide receiver a shot at a spot in the Final Four. Of course I had been hammering Irish fans with tweets such as…”God wanted FSU...