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The Royals Are In BIG Trouble
According to the Kansas City Star: In the past 15 years, just two teams have won the World Series after losing the opener. There is, however, comforting news for Royals fan. The team lost Game 1 in 1985 and won the Series. As for Big Game James, he now has a 7.11 ERA this postseason (4 games).

Las Vegas Dive Hotel News
Remember the Gold Spike in downtown Las Vegas? As far as shitholes go, the Gold Spike was at the top of the list. Well….$350 million later, the Spike is now a 44-room oasis for hipsters who want the hippest of the hip in Vegas. The rooms could go for as much as $200 a night. Disgusting, cheap Vegas is slowly going away one dive at a time.
Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:
Pablo Sandoval’s World Series Career:
BA .417
HR 3
RBI 6
Hits 10
Games 6

Greg Oden Partying Before Trial, Karl Malone Cooking Lunch & Auburn Bust A Nut Truck
Greg Oden Partying Before Trial, Karl Malone Cooking Lunch & Auburn Bust A Nut Truck