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Apr 23, 2015

Meet Rory McIlroy’s New Girlfriend Erica Stoll

With Caroline Wozniacki running off to islands with Texans defensive end JJ Watt, everyone’s natural reaction is, “What’s Rory McIlroy up to?” You know, because no one can ever mention one name without eventually bringing up the other. For the...

Apr 22, 2015

Super Smart Torii Hunter Tried to Steal Home With the Bases Loaded and Two Out

Torii Hunter, known for having awesome opinions, tried to turn back the clock Wednesday night, and attempted a straight steal of home on the Royals’ Jeremy Guthrie. Now, Hunter is a 39-year-old veteran, so obviously if there’s a savvy player...

Apr 22, 2015

Tony Allen Air Balls a Point-Blank Layup

Before the start of Game 2 between the Portland Trail Blazers and Memphis Grizzlies, Tony Allen was on Twitter pumping himself up with “inspirational” tweets: Personally, I think those accounts are a massive waste of space, but clearly it works...

Salvador Perez is Still Annoying Lorenzo Cain

There aren’t many people fond of the headhunting Kansas City Royals these days. They’ve morphed from the team that hasn’t won anything in forever to the team with their own version of an NWO video: [protected-iframe id=”5c744ff55a4d8e3ad23e230ff4c44313-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/IoiLhXPk0tg” width=”560″ height=”315″...

Apr 22, 2015

Buy This All-In-One Arizona Sports Tailgate Van —Just $7,200

The main thing I look for in tailgate vehicles is versatility, because really, what’s the point of a bus that you can only use nine times per playing season? None. When you’re dropping thousands on a car, it absolutely has...

Apr 22, 2015

Buy Manny Ramirez’s 1996 Chevy Impala — $2,600 + on eBay

Red Sox fans, now is your chance to take your fandom to a terrifying level. Currently up for auction on eBay is Manny Ramirez’s 1996 Chevy Impala, driven while he was a member of the Sox. As you can see...

Apr 22, 2015

Apr 22, 2015

Subway Marcus Mariota is Frightening

Subway has signed Marcus Mariota pic.twitter.com/k7XWhHtOJi — Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 22, 2015 Former Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota is already reaping the benefits of being a probable top pick in this year’s upcoming NFL Draft. According to PRNewswire, Subway added...

Apr 21, 2015

Buy This Very Red Louisville Cardinals Tailgate Bus — $3,000

    Rick Pitino is a stellar 368-126 in his career as the head coach of the Louisville Cardinals. I’d say that’s enough proof for Louisville fans to green light an investment in a tailgate vehicle. Chances are you won’t...

Apr 21, 2015

Jerry Rice Back Enjoying Vegas Nightlife, Lifts Up Woman in Club

[protected-iframe id=”140da62bcf947181946c03e595dfcc15-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://instagram.com/p/1oVFlBMj1e/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Jerry Rice might have the coolest post-NFL career life going on. The guy does whatever he pleases, and if he needs some extra money, he’ll just hit an autograph session in Las Vegas. ...

Apr 21, 2015

Some Girls Took Selfies With Rex Ryan’s Truck

[protected-iframe id=”ca70dbfae7370157d8b5c6cb162d9227-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://instagram.com/p/1q3TrVg_p8/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] I think we’ve reached the point where the people of Buffalo need to chill with Rex Ryan’s truck. It’s been almost two months since he made the big reveal, and he’s been more...

Apr 21, 2015

Chiefs Fan Planning to Buy House, Selling Tailgate Bus — $12,000

Chiefs fans, do a fellow member of Arrowhead Nation a solid by buying his (or her) tailgate bus! It’s clean, classic and would surely add an extra element to your pre-Alex Smith check-down experience. Information from the seller: I have...

Apr 20, 2015

Fan at Cubs-Pirates Game Hit in the Head By Foul Ball

[protected-iframe id=”b7bf25b633317003eea620b0a6497a19-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/eaAjxD7gPeu/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″] It isn’t exactly breaking news when a foul ball at a baseball game strikes a fan. Expectedly, it happens quite often. However, at tonight’s Cubs-Pirates game, a fan was hit in the head by...