Subway has signed Marcus Mariota pic.twitter.com/k7XWhHtOJi
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 22, 2015
Former Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota is already reaping the benefits of being a probable top pick in this year’s upcoming NFL Draft.
According to PRNewswire, Subway added Mariota to its “Famous Fan” roster, which already includes the likes of Mike Trout, Clayton Kershaw, and more. The report also states that Subway created a “life-size food statue in his likeness” to celebrate the occasion.
It was (unfortunately) revealed today:
FIRST LOOK: Subway makes Marcus Mariota out of sandwich materials pic.twitter.com/68gUtYl9Nh
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 22, 2015
Yep, someone probably should’ve run the idea through Marcus before going through with the building of this monstrosity. Absolutely terrifying stuff, but at least they gave him a vegetable lei.
I'm feeling real anxiety after seeing that Mariota Subway creation. Just pure nightmare fuel.
— Travis Haney (@travhaney) April 22, 2015
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