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In case you needed a jarring reminder that Sammy Sosa no longer resembles Sammy Sosa, here you go. The guy is apparently in Paris right now in preparation for his big 49th birthday. Judging from the dab he’s hitting in the middle of the street, Sammy’s hyped to get one year closer to the 5-0:
Faltan 4 días para el Gran Cumpleaños de Sammy Sosa en París!!! pic.twitter.com/gnHzn1BqWl
— FRANKLIN MIRABAL (@Elreydelaradio) November 7, 2017
Anddddd that’s about as close as you’ll get to seeing an Addams Family member dabbing. Cherish it.
Need more of Sammy looking odd? Check out the IG gallery below where he pulls off some real power poses.
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