Sammy Sosa
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Jun 27, 2016

Sammy Sosa Looked Very White This Weekend…Maybe It Was The Camera Flash

Just as he was getting his color back...this happens.

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May 6, 2016

Sammy Sosa Chilling at a Hillary Clinton Event

Looks like we know who Slammin's voting for.

Sammy Sosa Hits Up a Fashion Show

Always good to see Slammin' Sammy.

Apr 15, 2016

Sammy Sosa Hits the Slopes in Aspen

Slammin' doesn't need the Hall of Fame.

Jan 7, 2016

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May 27, 2015

Sammy Sosa Update: Alive With “Normal-ish” Skin Color

Hey everyone, we here at the BC office would like to interrupt your Wednesday with a small Sammy Sosa update....

Dec 4, 2014

White Sammy Sosa Seemed To Enjoy Art Basel Last Night (When He Ditched His Wife)

  I’m not sure how Sammy Sosa ended up in two different shirts and coats last night at Art Basel...

Oct 16, 2014

Sammy Sosa’s Face Then Vs. Now

  I saw this JuxtaposeJS slider being used Wednesday on Kentucky Sports Radio and figured we could start a new...

Oct 13, 2014

Sammy Sosa Pretty Much Set For Halloween

    As I noted last week, it seems that Sammy Sosa’s Halloween costume — the one he wears around...

May 28, 2014

45-Year-Old New Dad Sammy Sosa Pushing A Baby Stroller

  You guys can’t get enough of new father Sammy Sosa enjoying yet another newborn baby, so here we go...

May 16, 2014

Sammy Sosa: “How Do You Losers Like My Gold Glasses?”

    I took a couple years of Spanish in college, but it’s been a few years so my rough...

May 1, 2014

Sammy Sosa’s Wife Popped Out Another Baby

  According to the Spanish-speaking community in Miami, Sammy Sosa and his wife Sonia are proud new parents – AGAIN....

Nov 18, 2013

White-ish Sammy Sosa Had A White Party For His Birthday [PHOTOS]

Sammy Sosa turned 45 last week (Nov. 12), but the former Chicago Cubs’ outfielder didn’t have a chance to celebrate...

Sep 26, 2013

Sammy Sosa’s Creeper Look Getting Creepier [PHOTO]

When we last saw Sammy Sosa, he was dazzling Panamanian TV with his bright, um, personality. Yesterday, a new photo...

Sep 10, 2013

Sammy Sosa Looked Really, Really White Today On Panamanian TV

Sammy Sosa was on Panamanian television this morning to talk about going into the real estate business. It seems he’s...

Jan 15, 2013

Sammy Sosa’s English Is Suddenly Superb On Twitter, Facebook

Sammy Sosa, a guy who hit 609 home runs, retired and then disappeared to the obscurity of Latin America (Miami),...

May 16, 2012

Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin' wasn't at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine '50 Most Beautiful People' party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he's in demand. Anyway, we asked on Twitter: Sammy Sosa is whiter than _____________. The responses - JUMP!

Dec 26, 2011

White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS]

Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!

Oct 3, 2011

Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, or as we call him White Sammy Sosa, is raising the bar on creepiness once again. He still has the white face, but now we know he shaves his chest. That's right, white skin and as little hair as possible. Well done Sammy! In honor of the weirdo known as Sammy Sosa, we present this latest installment of Greatest Moment in Sammy Sosa White Face. Check it out!

Aug 30, 2011

Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Making It Rain [Photos]

Remember former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa? Remember when he was black? So do we. He's a thing of the past. White Sammy Sosa is a thing of the present and White Sammy Sosa was photographed Sunday in New York stuffing bills in a belly dancer's skirt. Here's our tribute to one of the creepiest-looking dudes in the entire world. The greatest moments in Sammy Sosa white face history! JUMP!

Nov 18, 2009

Enrique Santos Black Face Pisses Off Sammy Sosa's White Face

And the Sammy Sosa white face hilarity continues. Sosa celebrated his birthday last weekend in Miami so there were the...

Nov 17, 2009

(Photos) Sammy Sosa's Face Celebrates Birthday, Still Very White

Well, the Sammy Sosa PR machine continues it’s November parade across the country. The latest stop was Miami where he...

Nov 10, 2009

New Sammy Sosa Face Photos From Las Vegas

Sammy Sosa’s handlers, advisers and himself can claim the lighting was bad or that he was overexposed at the red...

Nov 7, 2009

Sammy Sosa's Face Seems To Have Been Bukkaked

What Japanese Geisha makeup/plastic surgeon got ahold of sweet swingin’ Sammy Sosa? Seriously, it looks like he’s up for a...