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Surprisingly, this story is not coming from Florida. Theodore T. Morgavan III, a 55-year-old man from Arkansas, was arrested earlier this month when police were investigating a “rocking” vehicle.
What they discovered inside was Morgavan “having sex with a stuffed animal,” according to KAIT 8.
In case you were wondering, there is no word on what kind of animal it was or if the drugs potentially belonged to the stuffed critter.
A deputy with the Baxter County Sheriff’s Office then searched the vehicle and found a purse containing “two marijuana pipes and one syringe,” along with three grams of methamphetamine.
A 55-year-old Arkansas man faces drug and sexual indecency charges after a deputy says he spotted him having sex with a stuffed animal. https://t.co/f587lgx3px
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The incident occurred at a commercial storage facility shortly before 1:00 a.m. ET on Sunday, October 8.
… What a predicament to find yourself in on the Lord’s day.
Morgavan, who pleaded not guilty, is facing multiple charges including possession of a controlled substance (methamphetamine); furnishing, possession, or using prohibited articles; possession of drug paraphernalia; and public sexual indecency.
Morgavan’s bond was set at $5,000 and he is due back in court on Monday, October 30.
