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Robert Golwitzer Jr. takes his McDonald’s orders very seriously.
The Iowa man recently placed an order at his local Mickey D’s for some chicken McNuggets. When he discovered that his order was missing the everso valuable dipping sauces, he lost his damn mind.
According to WHO13, Golwitzer called into the restaurant to discuss his missing sauces, which included threats to bomb the restaurant and punch the employee in the face.
He seems reasonable.
Predictably, Golwitzer was charged with a false report of an explosive or incendiary device,
42-year-old Robert Golwitzer Jr. has been charged with a Class D felony: false report of explosive or incendiary device. https://t.co/06nTKGFSbE
— KREX 5/Fox 4 (@KREX5_Fox4) June 28, 2021
Never mess with a man’s nuggets.
Also, never threaten to bomb a restaurant for messing up your order. It is never going to end well for you.
