Matthew & Kelly Stafford Are Selling Their Massive Suburban Detroit House

via Redfin/Max Broock Realtors

Matthew & Kelly Stafford have officially listed their suburban Detroit house for sale and it’s checking in with a $6,500,000 asking price for the massive 12,000 sq. ft. monster with more windows than you’ll ever own in your life. It’s the same house you see Kelly using like 1% of the property during the NFL season. We’ve been Team Kelly for a decade-plus and there are rooms in this house that I didn’t know existed. The wine cellar? Had no idea. The lower level basement? Can’t remember seeing it very much, if ever.

This news, as you’d assume, is causing shockwaves through Detroit since it’s one of those indications that something is up. The house went on the market Thursday and Stafford just happened to have a media appearance. We’re talking about a guy who’s been mentioned in numerous trade scenarios. But Kelly says there’s no need to worry, she’s just concerned with having another baby and all the water that goes with the house. One thing I learned early on from Kelly Stafford is that she’s not going to beat around the bush. Remember when she told Detroit talk show hosts she paid for her own implants?

From the Staffords realtor:

MICHIGAN’S MOST MAGNIFICENT ESTATE! FOR THE ULTIMATE ENTERTAINER! PENINSULA SETTING, CAPTIVATING VIEWS, 441 FEET OF FRONTAGE ON ALL-SPORTS UPPER LONG LAKE, ACCESS TO LOWER LONG & FOREST LK. 12,000 SQ. FT. , MAJOR ADDITION & RENOVATION BY BOSCO IN 2016. THE FINEST MATERIALS & CRAFTSMANSHIP. PRIVATE GATED ENTRY, 1.27 ACRES. BRICK PAVER DRIVE, LIMESTONE EXTERIOR, GRANITE FRONT PORCH. TWO-STORY FOYER, WALLS OF WINDOWS. GRANITE FLRS, GOURMET CHEF’S QUARTZITE KITCHEN, TWO ISLANDS, COUNTER-TOP SEATING, WOLF STAINLESS STEEL APPL. , COMMAND CENTER. SUMPTUOUS 1ST FLR MASTER STE, STUNNING MARBLE BA, COFFEE BAR. GLASS ELEVATOR SERVICES ALL THREE FLRS. INDOOR HALF BASKETBALL COURT, ORIGINAL SILVERDOME DETROIT PISTONS FLOOR. FIVE FIREPLACES, 625 BOTTLE TEMP CONTROLLED WINE CELLAR. HOT/COLD PLUNGE BATHS, SAUNA, STEAM. WALKOUT LOWER LEVEL, LARGEST INFINITY POOL IN THE STATE. OUTDOOR BBQ, THREE CAR HEATED GARAGE, GENERATOR. CLOSE PROXIMITY TO CRANBROOK, DCD & BH ACADEMY. SLEEK, MODERN & SOPHISTICATED!

Top of the line. What else is there to say here. I didn’t even realize there was a massive infinity pool at that house. And then you add in the fact that they don’t even spend the offseason at this house and it makes sense to move on. They already have houses in Newport, California and Atlanta. Might as well downsize in Detroit.

Mortgage: You can’t afford it; you can’t even afford the electric bill.

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