Buy Jason Witten’s House

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Jason Witten has a new team and now he’s selling his beautiful Dallas house with a very nice pool — not as nice as a Lucas Lagoon on HGTV or whatever channel it’s on. The house will cost you $4,685,000, but look at everything you get at that price level in Dallas. SIX BEDROOMS, EIGHT BATHROOMS!! Your mother-in-law can visit and you’ll never see her annoying ass. If you do, you’ll be able to quickly leave the room and venture off into the 8800 sq. ft. of residence and a bunch more space outside.

Look at the landscaping. Look at all the rocks. Have you ever priced rocks before? They’re not cheap. Have you priced the labor to move those rocks into place? Have you priced basic landscaping costs? I know many of you guys are buying new houses without landscaping and then you’re pissed because it’s going to cost $50k for a basic patio setup. That should make you appreciate what Witten’s offering here.

From Jason Witten’s realtor:

Mediterranean Estate set in gated guarded community of Vaquero, home to notables seeking a concierge lifestyle and freedom to socialize privately behind guarded walls. The corner culdesac 1.2 acre homesite, is graced with main estate of 8k feet living space and separate guest house 828 feet surrounded by mature landscaping, flora and multi outdoor living spaces. The two story grand salon separates the master wing from all the other major living spaces of game and media centers, guest and kitchen down and only bed suites up. The world renowned private club to include Fazio course and incredible club facilities are complimented by automatic entry into Westlake Academy IBS curriculum. Impeccably perfect.

Mortgage: $28,000 a month before landscapers and a team to clean this place. Also, be ready for the A/C bill. 

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