Ohio Man Nicholas Simon Njaim found himself in a crappy situation back in August and has been indicted on a northwest Ohio grand jury on a few charges related to that incident. That’s right, it’s October and Nick was finally indicted. No use lecturing me on this being old news. Nick is now headed to a pretty big court case. It would be one thing if Nick was in trouble just for DUI, but things got crazier than that for the 43 year old. I’ll let the local newspaper paint a picture for you here.
Nicholas Simon Njaim, 43, was indicted on the charges of burglary, breaking and entering and operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol a drug of abuse or a combination of them. He was indicted by a Wood County Grand Jury on Wednesday.
According to court documents, on Aug. 5 Njaim struck a motorcycle with his vehicle, then broke into a former girlfriend’s residence after defecating in his pants.
He then stole a pair of shorts from her son, stripped down and attempted to wash his soiled pants in her washer. He was told to leave the house and police found him intoxicated in his car wearing the stolen shorts.
Imagine catching a burglary charge for breaking into your ex’s house to steal shorts and wash the dump out of the pants you were wearing. Absolutely unreal shitt right here, people. A friend of mine sent this and I couldn’t believe what I was reading. It’s no wonder Ohio and Florida have a battle for the craziest of the crazy because of how rare it is to hear stuff like this.
Does the state enter the shittty pants into evidence in this case? Was the ex terrified by Nick trying to get that dump out of his pants in her house or was she more annoyed that he was (allegedly) drunken and showed up with zero notice? I’d actually like to read up a little bit on this one because I feel like there’s more annoyance that Nick just barged in with a load in his pants.
I’m officially following this court case.
Ohio Man crappy charges
